J & J's: Great moments in sex (Vol. 1)

Welcome to John & Jane's great moments in sex volume 1. This is the part of the blog where one, or both, of us talks about one of our sexcapades. Note: There aren't too many but that is part of the blogs task... so for starters we'll just recall a recent one before the blog.

Volume 1: Furniture Malfunction
So not too long ago, Jane and I went on a little weekend trip to Atlanta, GA. We got a room at the Sheraton Atlanta downtown. Long story short, we were going at it pretty hot and heavy when, to get leverage, I put my hand on the headboard, which is attached to the wall, and pulled for maximum thrustage. Well lets just say that they don't attach headboards to the walls like they used too! In the midst of passion, I ripped the damn thing right off the wall. With a crack and then a boom, the headboard was off and on the bed. While this did slow us down a bit, we still managed to keep our focus and finish what we'd started -- subsequently though, we just about died laughing.
How exactly does one handle this? Do you call down to the front desk and say, "Gee our headbard fell off of the wall, could you get someone up here to fix it?" Well Jane and I took matters into our own hands and went on an excursion to the local Home Depot.
Well the abridged version is it took about 3 hours out of our weekend and about $15 worth of screws and wood glue but we fixed it ourselves and in my humble opinion, we fixed it better then it was oringinally was. (Bully for the next guy I guess!)
So now I would like to thank the Sheraton of Atlanta. They made our weekend wonderful and interesting and made us feel as if our love lives are much more impressive then they actually might be. Either way, its a fun story at parties!

I'm not one to disagree, but...

Okay, so I agree that sex with a partner is 400% better then masturbation; having said that, there are some things that are really nice about taking care of yourself.

1. Typically, everyone involved is fulfilled.
2. You don't have to be concerned if you're "doing it right".
3. You can do it by yourself - no one else is needed!
4. Once done - if you wanna go again, go again! No convincing needed!
5. Etc, etc, etc

One thing I will admit is that I always thought it would be sensual to masturbate in front of Jane and her me... (without each other's help) There's just something erotic about that. I don't know, I just have this fantasy of walking into the bedroom finding low lights and candles all around, with her naked and just starting to pleasure herself and she says, "Wanna watch?"

Hell yeah I wanna watch!

Foreplay? -- yes please!

So... As you can see by Jane's earlier entry, we got it on last night. And it was good. Especially the foreplay! I know this is odd for a guy to say but there's something about cuddling and snuggling and kissing that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... and horny. : ) Jane & I (and I don't think we are alone) sometimes are lacking in the foreplay department. I think its easy to forget the powerful connection you achieve during foreplay, but I woke up this morning feeling closer to her then I did the day before. Its amazing the power of a little lip action. I am not blaming her or me . We all know how life is. Our lives or so jam packed with appointments and obligations and we are often so exhausted by the time we get to bed, we can barely stay awake long enough to even have sex. So if we do manage to have sex its a "hop on and get off" sorta thing. That's fine, a wise man once said, "Bad sex is better than no sex at all." Now I'm not saying that the "hop on and get off" method is "bad sex". I am saying that their is a lot of good things that happen an you take the time to stop and smell the roses and nibble on the ear of the one you love. Do you remember that great feeling you used to get when you'd go to see a movie with a date and the two of you would sit in the back of the theater making out and petting each other so intensely that later you didn't even know which movie you had seen? Wasn't that great? And didn't that lead to the most some of the best nights of your lives? You can have that again! Now... go see a movie and give a hickey!

Two happy words...

So this morning started out nice. You can always tell a great day when you can start it out with those two great words... manual stimulation. The phrase is never better when you are the not both the stimulator and stimulati -- sometimes its nice to make your partners eyes roll back in there head. Jane has commented about her inexperience. How ever there are high school science fair winners who probably have more experience than me in the (here's that great phrase again) manual stimulation of a woman. To be absolutely honest, the entire time I'm doin' "it" I'm thinking to myself... Is this right? Does she like this? Can I make it better? Is she just humoring me all the while thinking, "That's enough dear. Let's move on to the main event." or "Is he done yet?" Coincidently, my constant paranoia of doing things "right" likely effects how well I do thinks. Its a paradox really. As for my experience, I am a certifiable sexoholic. I am addicted to sexohol. I have read a ton of instructional books, couples therapy books, and erotica. Plus I have seen a lot of porn. That being said I have also read instructional books on how to draw and paint and seen tons of Bob "Happy Little Trees" Ross videos, and yet all of my portraits are stick figures and my paintings are Pollocks (worth a lot less I assure you). The point is you can have an insurmountable amount of book learnins but with out practice you're as inexperienced as a virgin on prom night. :) I like that... I'll have to remember that!

Her Breasts

So this morning we woke up and just snuggled (uncomfortably at first (the fight was the night before)) for a while. About five minutes before she had to get up and go to work I started to touch, kiss and suck on her breasts. It was calm relaxing and sensual - well for five minutes. The point is it was great and I honestly think that I enjoyed those five minutes of just touching more then I would have sex. Sex is great but sometimes its nice to just touch and cuddle and play with each other with out it leading to sex. In fact, I have thought of her and her breasts all day... Maybe the sex can cum tonight. ;)

The all important first blog. AKA: What the Hell are we doing

So... Heres the deal. She and I went to an adult "novelty" store last night. Long story short -After looking around we both got upset, left, argued in the car and really spent the rest of the evening in silence. The absolute dumbest evening of my life... The blame is most assuredly on both of us. And I am right now fessing up to and apologising for mine! I screwed up. I tried to rush her into territory that she wasn't completely comfortable with. I honestly didn't realise she wasn't completely comforatble with her body. I mean geez I've only known her for 14 years and have only been sleeping with her for half that long! (Scary isn't it?)

Let me describe her... She is beautiful. She has these gorgeous brown eyes that you could absolutely fall into, soft sensual lips that are full and totally kissable, deep chestnut hair that shows that she is both stylish, playful and perfessional, and an ass that will keep you up all night long just thinking of the possibilties. :) For me she is perfect. I could stare at her naked body for all of eternity and will never ever tire of her or her beauty.

So how could I not expect her to be comfortable with her sexuality? Now I know better, and I promise I will be more patient with you next time gorgeous. ;)