Loss...

Jane and I just learned of the recent passing of Larry (aka Farmboy) we cannot say more than what has already been said on countless other blogs; although we did not know him well, we knew his blog and we enjoyed reading it. I hope he knows how much his blog inspired us and others to post our feelings.

http://friends-of-larry.blogspot.com/

Deep Thoughts...

Okay so I am alone to day at work and I just started thinking...  (I know I tried not to but I couldn't help it!)

 

So if Jane came home tonight and said that she wanted to "see" a woman I don't think I'd be upset at all.  Even if she didn't want me involved with the two of them, I still don't think I'd be too upset.  I'd just say fine but I want to hear stories.  : ) On the other hand if she said the same thing about a man I don't think I'd be to keen on that, and I may be wrong but I have a feeling that she would not be happy if I came home and wanted to be with a man or another woman. 

 

What's up with that?  Is it just me?  Do I have a secret desire for Jane to have a same sex relationship?  Any thoughts or comments are appreciated. 

 

Now I guess I'd better get back to work!

 

 

Happy HNT!!!

Happy HNT everyone!

Okay so this shot is not half but completely naked. Tonight I am spending the night in the hospital (everything is fine) but this is what I'd rather be doing. This shot was takin' in the midst of passion during our recent camping trip... I like it cause everyone knows what we're doing, yet at the same time its pretty tame. Scroll down for more camping pics and details!

Missing you Jane!

Cheers and HHNT!!!

Camping -- a tale of two tents.

Okay, first of all I want to apologize for not having posted in a loooong time. Life and work have been crazy and to be honest Jane and I haven't been very blog worthy in the bedroom. But we were very blog worthy weekend before last in the tent.

Before breaking camp on the second day it started raining so we both got a bit of the roman hands which led to some russian fingers... ( I feel so middle school : ) clothes flying every which way and it ended in a lot of loud grunting and moaning emanating from our tent. I personally don't think anyone could hear us (not that I care) but I always love it when we are somewhere that we could get caught and when I get a little too enthusiastic Jane grabs the back of my head and pushes it into her tits to muffle my sounds. This after her cries of pleasure were nearly screams. ; ) So we took the camera into the tent with us and got some great shots before, during and after we were done foolin' around... I love the before pic above. Its like art! We need to go camping again real soon!

I'm getting a tent in my pants just thinking about it!

Sugasm #35

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #35? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of next Monday night and you’re all set.

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Lost and Found (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Out of Town (vivianandjack.blogspot.com)
Tara’s Private Diary: Starting the Morning Off Right (taratainton.com)
Sex Toys: Satanic and Divine (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
Arousal (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Anal Fun (edinerotica.blogspot.com)
Age Before Beauty (fourstate.blogspot.com)
Ten Thousandth Blowjob (erotiterrorist.blogspot.com)
The Slutty Hostess (internetisforporn.com)
Quickie (Because I Know You’re Watching) (sabrinainstockings.com)

Audio

The Return of Bedroom Radio: Episode 10 (bedroomradio.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Sex Questions & How to Get My Attention (alphadominablog.com)
“I Think I Love You, But What Am I So Afraid Of…” (avahsascent.blogspot.com)
Porsche Thigh High Boots (photo) (thebootcam.com)
Financial Domination (goddessjaguar.com)
Oo… la… la. Spank Me Monsieur (moonstruck.typepad.com)
Tiny Dick Contest Pictures (spoiledebonyprincess.com)

NSFW Pics

Solo Girl/Nudes/Softcore

Fine Art Nudes by Kevin Rolly (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Black Boots - Red Panties Upskirt (upskirtr.blogspot.com)
Exclusive - Justine Joli with Laurie Wallace (tgp.com)

Personal Porn

Half-Nekkid Flower Petals Where? (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Happy HNT! (pillowblogs.blogspot.com)
Uninhibited Wanton Woman (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex

I Am I Said! (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Ayla the Prehistoric Porn Star (msnaughty.com/blog)
Nude Vaginas! Run for Your Lives! (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Death Threat (radicalvixen.com)
Masturbating While… (wanklog.blogspot.com)

Sex Advice and Sexy Reviews

The Dark Side of Masturbation (and Sex) (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Bondage for Beginners: What You Need (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
The Art of Erotic (Blog) Photography (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Tantra Chair Review (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Redhaired anime chick c/o Onania - The Journal of Chronic Masturbation.

More Sugasm…

Join the Sugasm

Think your soooooo smart?

Think your clever eh? 

 

Well not only must you decrypt this one you have to find its relevance to our anniversary.

 

Good luck!  -- You'll need it!   <Insert evil laughter here>

 

 

UOVBV TBV HSTXUJ SX UOV JIN!
UOVBV TBV GSH UTCC UVBBSGCV TRVJMFV JYTBN RMXQVBEPC
HSTXUJ SX UOV JIN!

Something's coming...

As I alluded to in an earlier post something's coming. (BTW: Good job Mr. Husbland for getting the reference!) So what is coming? Jane and my 5th anniversary. That's right folks we will have been married for 5 years on Friday. And something is going to happen. What is it you ask? Well I'm not gonna tell you -- or Jane for that matter. But I will give you both a hint, in the form of a cryptogram. Good luck and anyone who wants to help Jane can.

RLRWD FIILMNBAFBO: WDN WBFELWLYIFZ GLRW LA XYYE. WDN KYENBI GLRW LA ALZMNBXFBN.

15 Silly, Stupid Sexual Things about John

Okay... 15 silly, stupid sexual things. So here goes.

1) The first time Jane and I were going to have sex I was so nervous I couldn't keep "it" up. As a note, I've never had that problem since.

2) Once while Jane and I were having sex in missionary position during the midst of passion, mid-trust, our dog licked us from her ass to my ass.

3) I have hair on one ass cheek but not the other. I know weird!

4) The first time I masturbated I was in the shower and it was a complete accident... guess I thought I was really dirty.

5) Once in high school I accidentally left porn out where my mother found it.

6) In honor of St. Patrick's day I tried to dye my pubic hair green and surprise Jane. Well rather then purchasing green dye I got glow in the dark dye which looked freakish in the light and dark. After about 30 seconds into the application I had some kind of allergic reaction to the dye and every where that it had touched felt like I was on fire! It will be a long time before I try that again!

7) I have had sex with a pillow folded in half.

8) Whenever we are driving somewhere at night I always try to look in the windows of peoples houses and hotels hoping to catch a glimpse of something. Sometimes I do.

9) While going commando I have gotten my hair caught in the zipper. That hurts like hell!

10) I can't stand having single random hairs on my body. I rip them out!

11) A previous girlfriend and I went to the movies to make out. After asking which movie was the longest we made our selection and sat in the back of the theater. The movie we made out the entirety of... Philadelphia. (isn't that just sick?)

12) Okay so I've posted this before but for those who haven't seen it, while staying at the Sheraton in Downtown Atlanta, in the throws of passion, I was trying to get leverage and ended up ripping the head-board off the wall. It didn't even slow us down.

13) Although I don't always act it, and Jane might not believe it, I am pretty self conscious of my body. I don't have nearly as much confidence as I act like I do.

14) I often times have an image of exactly how sex should start. When things deviate from that plan (as they always do) I get discouraged. I think I've seen too much media that tells me how romance should be.

15) After any kind of exercise I want sex. Golf, rock climbing, weight lifting anything - I want carnal love!

Okay so all of them weren't necessarily silly or funny but hey I got it done! Don't think less of me! But you can laugh... Hell I'm laughing!

Hilarious!

I saw this on You Tube this morning and thought it was great!

Enjoy!

Sick & Tired, but Trying

So here we are... Its Friday. Whoopee. Sorry for the sarcasm but I'm just not feeling it. Jane is sick... like sick. Today is the first day of work she's missed in 5 years. Can you believe it? And I'm exhausted. I don't think I've recovered yet from last weekend. All and all I feel very... blah.

But, I am going to try and fix the situation! Jane may get this... She may not... But you want to get better - soon! Because...

Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows.
It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in its eye,
Bright as a rose!

Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Under a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock,
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock,
Open the latch!
Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon;
Catch the moon,
One-handed catch!

Around the corner,
Or whistling down the river,
Come on, deliver
To me!
Will it be? Yes, it will.
Maybe just by holding still,
It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy,
Meet a guy,
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight . . .


What can I say I'm a theatre junkie.