Happy HNT!!!

Okay so wow this is the second time this week that I am not terribly comfortable with my post... But, I guess this is therapy for my confidence. Anyway, Jane says this picture is hot and that's good enough for me!

Happy HNT

25 Sexual Things about John!

OK so I am afraid that this is going to be exceptionally difficult; but I am looking forward to giving it a shot. So without further ado.

25 sexual things about me... John Doe

1. Jane was my first and only (Why work your way up to the top when you can start out with the best?)
2. Once Jane gave me the most wonderful blowjob whilst we were driving to my parents house. (I must apologise to that family of four in the van - please sir keep your eyes on the road.)
3. I love oral sex... giving and recieving.
4. Porn is great.
5. Although its been about 6 years since our last time... our last 69 is still vivid to me.
6. I love it when she plays with my ass. I'm not sure why. It just feels good to be fucking her and have her press a finger into my bum.
7. I have a secret desire to watch people have sex. I am definately a voyuer.
8. I have a secret desire to be watched haveing sex. I am definately an exhibitionist.
9. Cleavage is hot: ass or breasts. They lead to beautiful worlds.
10. I like to be dominated. I like her to take control. I think being spanked is arousing.
11. I masturbate... a lot.
12. Brown eyes are my favorite.
13. I love to dance.
14. When Jane plays with my balls I go nuts! ;)
15. I like to go down on Jane after sex.
16. I want to be tied up.
17. When Jane screams in passion, I melt.
18. I'd rather read erotica then watch porn.
19. I love having my hands on Jane. There is nothing better then an hour long massage.
20. There's nothing like making out in the back of a theater.
21. Food turns me on. Especially sushi. (No jokes I'm bloody serious!!!)
22. I long for Jane to sit on my face - Though I've never asked her.
23. In one 3 hour period we had sex (to orgasm) 6 times in 4 positions. (This included #15.)
24. Leather? - Fuckin' A
25. Nothing has improved our sexlife like blogging!!!

Okay that was hard ass hell. And for some reason I feel ashamed of some of it. I'm not sure why... I think I have trouble saying things I would "like".

Oh well there it is! Enjoy!!!

What kind of lover am I?

So after reading Desireous's blog about what kind of lover she is, I decided to take the test as well... you know to see what kind of lover I am. What did I learn? I'm not sure; but apparently Desireous and I are not a match. Too bad D! ;) All and all I think its pretty acurate, but we'd have to ask Jane to be certain.

I'll have to get Jane to take it and make sure she and I are compatible. Although if we aren't I'm pretty sure we'll be able to work it out!


The Surprising Lover

63% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 65% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.

The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship.

In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover.


Take it your self --> THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

Happy HNT!!!

Some softly playing music, a few strategically placed candles, and bubbles - lots and lots of bubbles and endless possibilities. Get clean and then get dirty!

Happy HNT!!!

Once again I'd like to tell everyone that I am a lucky man and I know it!  So last weekend I got an old SNES system at a family yardsale.  It was given to me along with about 7 games (only one of which I really wanted).  Anyway on Tuesday I went and spent $16 on 3 new games for it.  Then yesterday, I bought 4 more games... for $66.  For those of you keeping a total thats $82 on a gaming system that is 16 years old. 

 

What did Jane say?  Nothing!  And not one of those bad, gonna hold this over your head for the rest of your life nothings!  I called and asked her before I bought the games yesterday, and she said, "If that's what you really want it just comes out of your fun money for the month."   Some of you probably think that I am in trouble I just don't know it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's not the case!

 

Now granted I have a bunch of other games and CDs and stuff that I am going to sell at a the local used CD place, but seriously.  I know my friends and their wives - most of the women would hold a grudge and with-hold kindness and sex.  Not my Jane.  As fucked up as I am, she just rolls with the punches, shakes her head, and loves me - impulsive technophile that I am.  : )

Thanks Jane, for everything!
 

Back in the saddle!

Okay, first of all we are back. After Jane was feeling poor two weeks ago; I thought I was about to DIE last week. But check it out! Last night was fuckin' awesome. Picture this...

So after a long and grueling weekend I'm not sure Jane was looking for love, but it had been a long time since we had spent "quality" time together so when I laid down in bed I must admit I had one thing on my mind. :) Well, she didn't seem too receptive to my advances. At first I was pissed. I know I know; but damn it I wanted a piece of her! So after a few minutes of feeling sorry for myself, I ask her what was wrong. Well her lower back was hurting her. (yeah I felt bad for being selfish at that point) So, honestly I offered to massage her back with no ulterior motive. So after about 15 minutes, she rolled over and I laid down beside her. Now a small note. I was laying in my favorite position. My head was there just above her breasts so she was dominant to me. A bit about me (something Jane may not know) I love it when she dominates to me. Its very nice to give her control and its something that doesn't happen very often.

Anyway, back to the story. So, after nuzzling for a little while, I started getting a vibe from her and began with soft kisses on her neck, breasts, and nibbles on her ear. We then both started with the wandering hands, again something she normally does not do (and I really, really like) Long story short, for the next twenty minutes I slowly stroked her clit through her panties while she kept stroking me... with her foot. It was hot and it felt fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. I had my left hand coming down on her clit and my right hand up from under her ass with my fingers in her pussy. I think she was enjoying it to cause she got quite vocal, and typically she is not too loud. Let's just say the window was open, and if the neighbors probably had something to talk about today. ;) We finished in missionary with a couple of screaming orgasms.

So in the end Jane asked, "Where did you learn to do that with your hands?" In my mind my only response was, "Honestly, I had no idea what I was doing!"

So, I guess, last night I got fucking lucky!!!