25 Sexual Things about John!

OK so I am afraid that this is going to be exceptionally difficult; but I am looking forward to giving it a shot. So without further ado.

25 sexual things about me... John Doe

1. Jane was my first and only (Why work your way up to the top when you can start out with the best?)
2. Once Jane gave me the most wonderful blowjob whilst we were driving to my parents house. (I must apologise to that family of four in the van - please sir keep your eyes on the road.)
3. I love oral sex... giving and recieving.
4. Porn is great.
5. Although its been about 6 years since our last time... our last 69 is still vivid to me.
6. I love it when she plays with my ass. I'm not sure why. It just feels good to be fucking her and have her press a finger into my bum.
7. I have a secret desire to watch people have sex. I am definately a voyuer.
8. I have a secret desire to be watched haveing sex. I am definately an exhibitionist.
9. Cleavage is hot: ass or breasts. They lead to beautiful worlds.
10. I like to be dominated. I like her to take control. I think being spanked is arousing.
11. I masturbate... a lot.
12. Brown eyes are my favorite.
13. I love to dance.
14. When Jane plays with my balls I go nuts! ;)
15. I like to go down on Jane after sex.
16. I want to be tied up.
17. When Jane screams in passion, I melt.
18. I'd rather read erotica then watch porn.
19. I love having my hands on Jane. There is nothing better then an hour long massage.
20. There's nothing like making out in the back of a theater.
21. Food turns me on. Especially sushi. (No jokes I'm bloody serious!!!)
22. I long for Jane to sit on my face - Though I've never asked her.
23. In one 3 hour period we had sex (to orgasm) 6 times in 4 positions. (This included #15.)
24. Leather? - Fuckin' A
25. Nothing has improved our sexlife like blogging!!!

Okay that was hard ass hell. And for some reason I feel ashamed of some of it. I'm not sure why... I think I have trouble saying things I would "like".

Oh well there it is! Enjoy!!!