A Couple Trying to Make It Between the Sheets.

Slacking off...

2006-08-31T08:26:00.000-07:00

Okay, first of all I'd like to apologise to everyone for slacking off on the whole blogworld. This blog was created by Jane and I to improve our sex lives and, more importantly, our relationship. Well... it worked, for a while, but since we've slacked off so have we declined into routine sex - if any.

Let's fix this. Sit down and listen.

Jane and I hadn't had sex in a couple of weeks (felt like an eternity), but on Tuesday night, upon going to bed (with no real desire for sex) we fell upon one another. You remember when you first started having sex? It was this rushed bliss of grabbing, groping, and thrusting. The two of you were lost in your passion for each other. And that resulted not in love, not even in sex, but in hardcore fucking. Yup that's where we were Tuesday night, grunts and pants and pure animal need. It was great.

The next morning I awoke with a raging hardon so I took her. I love climbing onto Jane and that first feeling of my cock between us. Her response was a surprised but not unhappy, "Ooh".

So where does that leave us? Well, the more sex we have the more I want. When we go through dry spells, I get to the point where I don't care if we have sex or not. Its like I lose the desire for it. The more we do it though the more I want it. I find myself sitting at work dreaming about her beautiful ass, or the silky feeling of her pussy around my cock.

So Jane, I want you. I want you now. And I want you bad.

but... There's always a but. I know what is going to happen. We are going to get in the rut of vanilla sex and start this vicious cycle over. This is work. Its gonna take effort, from both of us. So before I make any direct requests I'm just gonna ask that we go easy on the vanilla and maybe add some more intimate flavors. I love the taste of your cherry and maybe you'd like to try my nuts? ; )

Tell me what you want I will do anything. (Is this what women want to hear? Is this a good thing? Ladies if your man said this what would you request, I'll try it on Jane and see how it goes. And I promise to blog about it!)

Funny Friday!

2006-08-25T17:47:00.000-07:00

I almost forgot to post a Funny Friday!! I was thinking it was Thursday all day and then I remember yesterday was HNT. However, I remembered at the last minute, thus here is a last minute Funny Friday!! Hope everyone has a great weekend!!

Image is from livedigital.com

Happy HNT!

2006-08-24T06:32:00.000-07:00

It is that time again and I thought I would share a shot of John this week, another shower scene at that. I think it is a good one!! I hope you all enjoy!

Funny Friday...

2006-08-17T09:35:00.000-07:00

Well, we are going out of town this weekend to spend some time with family and go to the Kentucky State Fair. It should be a lot of fun, we haven't been to the state fair in KY in a long time and they do have one of the best!! I didn't want to leave everyone without a funny friday though, so here it is!! I hope everyone has a great weekend!

Image courtesy of livedigital.com

Happy HNT!

2006-08-17T08:53:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. I started this morning feeling pretty blah and as I was getting ready for work, I thought how can I overcome this... Well, that consisted of putting on one of my power suits and a great necklace and heading out the door. And it has worked, I am feeling a little better. So, I thought hey why not take a quick cleavage shot and share my power suit with everyone for HNT. Hope you like it!!
Have a great day! HHNT!!

Complacency.

2006-08-11T06:23:00.000-07:00

Well, it seems John and I have gotten complacent with our blog!! I am not quite sure how it happened, but we have. It seems all we have stayed true to is our HNT! Which, don't get me wrong has been a lot of fun, but I know we have a lot more to say about our lives, especially our sex lives, so why aren't we saying it? Well, who knows. Maybe it has had something to do with the fact that our lives have been kind of boring lately, even sexually, but none the less we need to jump back into our blog!!
So, this complacency that we have developed must go!! I am making this challenge to John and myself and it comes in three simple words...BLOG, BLOG, BLOG!!!
Well, here is to hoping that you all will start having a lot more to read in the coming weeks!!
Love ya,
Jane

Funny Friday!

2006-08-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

Well, it is that time again for me to share something I found funny this week. This is just a cute one that I got in an email a week or so ago and it brought me a smile!! Hope you all enjoy it.
Have a great day!!

Happy HNT!

2006-08-10T08:53:00.000-07:00

I am quite tired today and also not feeling so well, so instead of taking any pictures I just went through our saved stash of potential HNT photos, and actually found one that I thought might liven up my mood today. It makes me wish I was enjoying a nice relaxing bubble bath right now instead of at work. Hmmm...perhaps that gives me something to look forward to tonight (besides seeing who goes home on Big Brother)!!
I hope you all like it.

Funny Friday!!

2006-08-04T14:45:00.000-07:00

So, I am sitting here listening to Wedding Singer the Musical on my IPOD and I realize - I need to send a funny friday out to the peeps. So, here it comes - I think this is a great one. Hopefully all of you will get a smile out of it too. Have a great weekend everyone!!

Picture courtesy of www.livedigital.com.

Happy HNT!!

2006-08-03T08:54:00.000-07:00

Well, I have had some trouble with Blogger and am just now getting our post up, but better late than never right!
So, as many of you know July was not the greatest of months for us. In fact, you could just say it downright stunk! But, there is always tomorrow right. So, here we go starting August off with a big smile in hopes for a great month. Happy HNT Everyone!

Funny Friday

2006-07-28T14:42:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone, it is so good to be back to blog world and that means it is time for a Funny Friday. This is a cute one I found that I thought I would share with everyone. Hope everyone is having a good day and has a great weekend.

Image courtesy of www.bitoffun.com.

Happy HNT!

2006-07-26T17:39:00.000-07:00

So we've been AWOL for a while... Well my Grandfather passed away last Wednesday so that has been on the fore of our minds as of late, but hopefully we can get back to normal soon. (Whatever that means!)

I call this week's HNT "Vulnerability" and it sort of epitomizes how I have felt since my last post. Hope you guys enjoy it!

Stepping onto my soap box...

2006-07-19T11:03:00.000-07:00

I've never considered myself a political person. Honestly I don't give a damn as all bureaucrats are, in my opinion evil and out to only help themselves. Cynical I know. I don't vote due to apathy and therefore I have no right to complain about who is in office, but I would like to say a few things about something our president is going to do today: veto the embryonic stem cell research bill.

I have been a type I diabetic for more then 27 years. In that time, I have taken more then 26,000 insulin injections, had roughly 40,000 finger sticks to check blood glucose, and have spent approximately $75,000.00 in medical care procedures and supplies. As a child growing up in a hick town, I endured ridicule, discrimination, and segregation. I was always different and and often treated as if I was breakable. I was rarely invited over for dinner and few risked the responsibility of asking me over for the night. Did I have a bad childhood? No. I think that all in all I had a pretty good childhood. But it wasn't easy, not that any one's is but I was held back because of my disease. However, if Jane and I were to have a baby, there is a 50% chance that that baby would be born diabetic. That is the main reason I don't want children. I'm not sure I could handle putting a child through what I went through. It just seems unfair.

According the the ADA (American Diabetes Association), more then 20 Million people in the U.S. have diabetes. That is 7% of the population - nearly 1 in 10. 1 in 3 children will develop diabetes in his/her lifetime. If there was anything that we could do to fix this, anything that could be done so that maybe those diagnosed would not have to suffer, shouldn't we do it? The good news is there is something we can do. The bad news is that by the time you read this, it is likely that our president has already vetoed that possibility.

There are likely those reading this and thinking that there are other ways to support research and finding a cure - ie: Adult stem cells. I agree completely, but shouldn't we be doing everything in our power? By vetoing this bill, President Bush is preventing families from donating embryos to research. What will likely happen to these embryos now? Nothing. They will be discarded. These embryos are just sitting in fertility clinics waiting to be tossed!

The President states that he is "honor bound" and that he "morally" must stop this bill. I don't recall his job to be to impart his morals on the U.S. citizens. It passed the senate, it passed the house, polls show that the majority of the people are in agreement of its passing, and yet one small man will stand in its way and slow the progress towards a cure. And its not just Diabetes. He is slowing the progress for a cure to Cancer, Heart Disease, Alzhimers, Parkinson's, Lou Gehrig's Disease, spinal chord injuries, Glaucoma, Macular Degeneration and a plethora of otherwise incurable diseases.

I just wanted to say, thank you Mr. President. I sincerely hope that not you nor anyone you love is ever diagnosed with any of the above. But I do hope that you would go to the hospitals and explain to the children with leukemia or to the families whose parents no longer recognize who they are, why your morals are condemning them.

Stepping off my soap box...

Funny Friday!!

2006-07-13T17:21:00.000-07:00

So, we got a new computer last week. Yes, John has wanted a 2nd desktop for a while so that he could put the old one in the living room hooked up to the television for Tivo shows and such. Yada, yada, yada. I mean I am happy for him, but let's face it, I am not nearly as excited as he has been. Anyway, I don't think a day has went by this past week or so that he hasn't done something with all the computers in our house. So, I give you this cartoon this week for all of you out there who has a man like mine who really gets into technology and such. Now, this was put to the test this past weekend when I thought we were getting ready to "rumble" and I turn around and he is back on the computer, but have no fear when your naked wife walks into the computer room suddenly he found himself saying "what computer?" I do suspect, however, that some task was running on that computer while we got it on in the bedroom so that when he went back to his second love she was also ready and willing. Hahahahaha! You know I love you John!!!

Well, we are preparing for a getwaway this weekend. Nothing too great just going to our hometown in Kentucky to visit with family and such, but I wanted to leave you with a little something. Have a great weekend everyone!

Cartoon this week is courtesy of bitoffun.com.

Happy HNT!

2006-07-13T06:36:00.000-07:00

Today's pic just symbolizes how we have felt lately. If you have been keeping up with the blog then you will totally understand, if not then it is basically a representation of how our sex life has felt lately. Just for the record though I believe the "funk" is on its way to being over, this morning was great! :)

He is so right...

2006-07-11T14:56:00.000-07:00

He is so totally right (See John's last post below) and believe it or not I was logging on to write a very similiar post when I saw John had already beat me to it. I don't know why we are in this funk or even how we got there since it seemed our aspirations have been so high, but here we are - now my big issue is how are we gonna get out of it. I don't really care why or how we got here as long as we can move forward.
Honestly, last night just didn't feel right which is where my "shouldn't it be spontaneous" quote came from. I will admit he is right and given our normal life that was a pretty lame statement, but last night just felt a little too planned. Hell - I don't even know what I mean by that, but that is just how it felt.
Anyway, back to my point - I had high hopes of getting us out of this funk this morning and even set my alarm early so I could "wake him up" my way, but the dog was too damned annoying this morning and when John did finally wake up he immediately turned the weather on and starts talking about having to get up which tells me "nope not happening this morning". So, now I'm thinking, maybe tonight we can break the monotony - here's to hoping!!

In a funk...

2006-07-11T13:38:00.000-07:00

As of last Thursday, we had promised tales and photos from our experiences in the bedroom with whipped cream! Well to be absolutely honest last Thursday by the time we made it to the bedroom I think Jane and I were already asleep - (Read as no sex). Friday, Saturday, Sunday... Work, more work and house work. Sunday we cleaned the entire house, I worked on setting up the new PC, she found a Project Runway marathon, and we went to bed early. (again read as no sex.) Monday: She and I both went and got our hair cut and colored! Hers is freaking awesome and she looks absolutely stunning. We even set the time to go to bed as 9:00 to make sure we got to "play". Well, 9 comes around, we get ready for bed, we talk about the whipped cream and she says, "I don't know, I expect it to be spontaneous." So okay I'm honestly fine with that. We lay down and zzzzzzzzzzz.... That's right folks asleep. At 9 fucking 15 PM. (You guessed it - no sex.)

Have our lives come to this? Ugh. I'm not laying blame... mainly 'cause I don't feel like taking any blame. But honestly, I almost laughed when she said she expected it to be spontaneous. Spontaneous is not a word I would use to describe us. I'm not saying this is good or bad but its the truth. Perhaps I should clear that up. We have spontaneous sex, but that's typically it. If we plan on adding something (ie: toys, a new position, whipped cream) we have to schedule that 'cause we need time to prepare. Lets see... um I have an opening on Thursday September 21, are mornings or afternoons better for you? Hopefully we'll have those promised pics then! Provided something else doesn't come up.

I realise that this is all very cynical but right now I am feeling pretty fucking cynical.

Sigh... Oh well, back to work. (Read as Kill me Billy!)

Funny Friday Once Again...

2006-07-07T09:10:00.000-07:00

This one is for the girls - I read this joke that a good friend sent me in an email this week and thought...how true!! I thought you all would enjoy it too!!
Have a great weekend!

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, "I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?"
"I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. " I have never heard of that condition before" he said. "Are you taking anything for it?"
The woman nodded, "Pepper."

2006-07-06T09:16:00.000-07:00

Okay folks! Contrary to popular belief... John is not dead! :)

So life has been crazy, blah blah blah, excuses excuses. Honestly I just haven't taken the time to post. I'm sorry.

But in honor of the 4th of July week, I've got an HNT that makes me have a standing salute!

Now I don't want to get everyone too excited, but Jane & I have the day off together, the camera, and a full can of whipped cream! Just something to look forward too -- I know I am!!!

My Man...

2006-07-02T09:28:00.000-07:00

So, I just wanted to take a minute today and remind John and the rest of the world how much I love him.
He is going to the hospital for an overnight stay tonight (no worries just a study) and for some reason when I know he is going to be gone for a night I just have the urge to remind him how wonderful he is. So, here are just a few of the many reasons I love him:
1. He can make me laugh with just a look.
2. He knows exactly how to touch me to make me feel so loved.
3. His smile warms me straight to my soul.
4. When we sleep at night he always makes sure some part of him is touching me because he knows that is how I like it.
5. He can look into my eyes so deeply that I know he sees everything about me.
6. When he kisses me I just tingle straight to my toes.
7. He takes care of me constantly.
8. When he says he loves me I know without a doubt that I am the luckiest woman in the world.
I hope I didn't get to sappy here, but sometimes you just get an urge to share with the world how lucky you are - and this was one of those moments for me. I am the luckiest woman in the world, and very proud to call John...My Man!!!

A Change of Heart...

2006-07-01T16:42:00.000-07:00

So, we have had an interesting week. First, let me preface with John and I have always been pretty sure that we would not have children. It was just a personal choice that we had pretty much agreed on. We are very selfish people in terms of travel and buying for ourselves a little too much so we have always felt like parenting wasn't for us.
Anyway, some of our best friends have been expecting for a while, well 9 months, and we have watched them go through the whole process. It was exciting and wonderful the whole time, but absolutely nothing could have prepared me for what happened on Thursday. She delivered on Thursday to an adorable and healthy 8 pound 9 ounce baby boy. When I first got to her room and saw her I still just had that concern and excitement for her - until her husband took me downstairs and I looked into that baby's eyes and suddenly my heart melted. He was the most precious thing I have ever seen. Now, you must understand I have never been close to anyone else who has had a baby since I was a married adult, so this was a complete shock to my system. I got to hold him last night and I just couldn't take my eyes off him. It is truly a miracle beyond anything I know.
I think that perhaps John and I may bring a baby into this world after all, God willing, one day in the future. Don't get me wrong, it probably won't happen in the near future, but I don't think either of us are thinking "never" anymore.
I know this post is a little of course from my normal ramblings, but I just had to share.

Funny Friday!

2006-06-30T09:16:00.000-07:00

Well, I am not having the best of days today due to my job and I am not feeling so funny right now - so I think hey, all the more reason to laugh! So, I found this little funny in an old email and thought how appropriate. Not only does it make me laugh, and hopefully you all too, but it also reminded me of how my job can be sometimes. You know, going around like everything is all great until BAM one of the idiots you work with expects you to take it up the ass so that they can go on with their lives!! Wow - now that I got that off my chest I feel much better. Anyway, I got a good laugh out of this and hopefully you will too!
Love ya,
Jane

Happy HNT!

2006-06-29T06:34:00.000-07:00

Alright, so this weeks post is kind of crazy, but will reveal some little secrets about John!!! Yes, you are looking at this picture correctly John is sporting a Crisco tattoo! So, you may ask what does this reveal - well John loves to cook, in fact owning a restaurant is his dream! Second, well you can use your imagination there but his words were "Nothing says lovin' like animal fat!" Yes, he is crazy!!! Happy HNT and Enjoy!

Ah, and many minds are wandering "real or temporary?"

Funny Friday

2006-06-23T10:23:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. So, today's laugh comes from an email I got several weeks ago but was very appropriate for today. When I woke up this morning John had all the covers twisted around so that I sort of had a triangle shaped portion covering me. It was quite funny in and of itself, but I thought this little picture was very appropriate. I must admit though that sometimes I am the one stealing the covers as well. It seems that we go back and forth. However, let me just say there is an upside - because if you wake up cold and your partner has all the covers that is just one very good reason to snuggle right up close to them!!
Have a great weekend everyone!!

Happy HNT!

2006-06-22T06:49:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. Sorry we haven't been around a lot lately. We have been very busy with lots of family visits, and we haven't been feeling our best. Therefore there has also been a lack of photos this week. So, I decided to dig into the archives and find one that I really like but do a little altering. So, here it is!! For those of you that have been with us from the beginning it is our very first HNT, I just made a few artistic changes. For those of you who are new, well here are John's favorite girls for the first time. Enjoy!!

Funny Friday!

2006-06-16T14:46:00.000-07:00

So, this edition of "Funny Friday" is for all those nerds at heart!! Must of us share everyday the many reasons that we think sex is fun, but below proves it even further.

Hope this gives everyone a hypothesis to go test this weekend!! I think I may have to verify this equation a couple of times with John this weekend!!

Love ya,
Jane

Cartoon courtesy of drunkcow.com.

Happy HNT!!!

2006-06-14T19:56:00.000-07:00

Okay this week you get a story, a pic, and a song. So Jane and I ordered Chinese tonight and while waiting for the food we decided to go at it like teenagers in the recliner. Let me tell you, it was a mad, passionate, sweaty, mess of moaning, grunting, and fucking - for like 10 minutes. We both knew what we wanted and we did took it. Then we took the following picture and there you go... I call the pic "after glo" 'cause I think we were both still glowing a bit from the orgasms.

And in honor of our tryst, the following song to Jane:

Only You
Only you
Have the power to move me
And together we'll make
The whole world move in sympathy
But I could not see before
That only you
Have the power to move me
Take me, hold me, mould me
Change me and improve me
It's not funny anymore.
There was I
Wondering why every day
Disappeared into the distance
Now with you
The light is shining through
You gave me life not just existence
Only you
Have the power to move me
And together we'll make
The whole world move in sympathy
But I could not see before
That only you
Have the power to move me
Take me, hold me, mould me
Change me and improve me
Only you
Have the power
To move me

Rambling Man

2006-06-13T13:52:00.000-07:00

Note: Reader beware. I have been working on this on and off for the last 3 hours. I am not happy with how it has turned out. I'm afraid that it is unclear and rambley. I am just having a great amount of difficulty expressing myself today. Good luck.

Rather then just comment on Jane's previous post, I've decided to post myself. This weekend... was amazing. It was peaceful and relaxing and fun! Sexually it was great as well.

I'm gonna cut to the chase. Regarding oral sex. Listen - I'm a man. Am I going to turn it down? Umm no. But do I have to have it? Shockingly, no to that as well. I really have a hard time understanding though because I absolutely love going down on her. Everything about it. Ironically, now I don't want her to go down on me because now I would feel that she is doing it just to appease me. That's not what I want. If she does it I want her to want to do it not just to make me happy.

With regards to what I requested last night (her using the vibrator), I don't know what I expected. I've read that to truly know what your partner likes, watch them please themselves. So I thought "what the hell". Let me say it this way... She never ever asks anything of me in bed. She never says "try this" or "do this" or "I want this". And honestly that is almost worse then if she constantly was bossing me around. To be blunt, for me, sex should be like good improv comedy (bare with me). In improv, you always agree with what the other person says. The second a negative comes out the act loses something, it loses that magical spark that means that anything could happen. That being said, if you don't like the direction the routine is going, you twist the request to an area you are more comfortable with or you push it back onto the requester. The point is, positives move the routine forward, negatives stop it. Sex should be the same... except without the laughter.

Once again I know we are very different creatures sexually. If you look at the two of us that is probably where Jane and I differ the most. I don't think there is anything I wouldn't try if she asked. I'm not expecting her to be the same way. I know that she isn't comfortable in her skin. I just don't understand why and it drives me crazy. She is my ideal. I love her more deeply then you one could imagine. And I want her to be completely comfortable if for no one else but herself and me!

As I've said in prior posts there is a fire that occasionally burns in her eyes of mad lust and desire. The question is does it not show itself because of her or me? If its her, I want to know what she needs: If its me, I want her to tell me what she wants. I can be very accomadating.

So, why....

2006-06-13T06:28:00.000-07:00

So, everyone is wondering did I have 5 orgasms this weekend...Well, the answer is yes. We had an amazing weekend. We just spent time with each other being a couple. Walking downtown and at the zoo holding hands and stealing kisses every now and then. It was just a really good weekend. And sexually there were some awesome moments as well, like waking John up one morning and turning that in to a long rough and tumble leading to 3 personal orgasms - it was pretty amazing!! The whole weekend was just amazing!!!
Which leads to my next part...So, why can't I still be 100% open to do the things he wants me to do. There are two things that come to mind right now, one is oral sex which we talked about this weekend, it just isn't at the top of my list and I don't even know why I don't particularly enjoy it. I love to receive, but also feel guilty when I receive because I never - and I mean like I've done it maybe twice the whole time we have been together - give it! And two, last night he asked me to use my vibrator on myself like I do when he isn't there and I instantly went on the defense and didn't. I mean I just became instantly shy and nervous and didn't want to do it. I totally ruined the moment by refusing to do it, and for that I am sorry.
So, why when I know he wants me and loves me so much, can I not just open up and do these things? What is wrong with me? I mean it really makes me mad at myself because I know that no matter what I do he will always want me and love me, but something in my brain just freezes up anyway. I have to overcome, I must overcome, I just am not sure how...

Waking Up!

2006-06-10T08:35:00.000-07:00

This morning at 6AM I awoke to Jane's fingers wrapped around my stiff cock softly stroking me. After about 15 seconds of foreplay we were bumpin' and grindin' to simultaneous orgasms. Within 5 minutes I was asleep again. Fuck yeah! : ) Sometimes that's just what you want/need; today is gonna be a good day!

Plus, we have no real plans for the weekend! Just a couple of days of us. And I solemnly swear to give Jane no less then 5 screaming orgasms over the next two days. Anything you want Jane, I'll do it! Any requests? And to our readers any suggestions? Maybe we'll take some pictures for you guys! (Jane may need some convincing for that though!)

Don't forget the Tony's are tomorrow night too! Best weekend ever! : )

Funny Friday!!

2006-06-09T08:47:00.000-07:00

I have been wanting to start a little trend on our blog where every week on a certain day we post something based on a theme and I came across this cute little cartoon that was emailed to me today and thought it was a perfect way to start a Friday!!! So, anyway I am trying "Funny Friday" on for size, but not sure if it will stick. In fact, let us know what you think about this and also any ideas that you think would make a better theme for us also. Anyway, I hope this little cartoon inspires some of you to have a "kinky" weekend!
Love ya,
Jane

Where to begin...

2006-06-08T11:04:00.000-07:00

Where to begin... Ah yes at the beginning.

So I was pretty bummed yesterday. Not really sure why but I was. So last night after dinner I tell Jane I'm gonna take a bath, and so I (and my beer) sit and relax in the tub for a while.

Cut to the exciting part. So there we are (Jane & I) laying in bed, naked, kinda cuddling. Every time I try to touch her she pushes my hands off of her all the while she is lightly sliding her hands ALL over me, occasionally using some nails! Fucking Hot! (At this point I am going to digress. Okay. So some where deeply, deeply hidden inside of Jane is this passionate fiery sex goddess. She gets this look in her eyes where in them all you can see is lust and fire. She becomes this in charge powerful woman that no man could say no to. She's a siren. But not in a bad way! I love this about her and I think I've seen it twice maybe three times in 7 years, and last night was one of those times. I LOVE IT!) Anyway back to the story. So shes toying with me playing this sexual game of cat and mouse and I'm about to go crazy! Next thing you know she climbs on top of me and rides me like a pony till we both collapsed in orgasmic bliss. (Note: I tried for something better then pony... but stag didn't sound right, I'm not really a bull, and lets face it a stallion is not even close! So I stuck with pony : ) I guess what I am saying is that last night was some of the best sex I've had in a long while. It is like the first time in a few years that we haven't "finished" in missionary and it was really really nice! And I'm out of my funk. The world is a bright and happy place again!

So Jane... Watch out! I'm gonna start expecting it now! ; ) Let's turn on the sirens and start some fires!!!

Happy HNT!!

2006-06-08T06:20:00.000-07:00

Hey Everyone, sorry we are a little late again - we were kind of busy last night (but that is a whole different post and I will leave that one for John!) Anyway, we went to Little Rock over the past weekend for a wedding and decided to see a few sites while we were there and we went to Pinnacle Mountain. We walked around and on this one hike we could see 500-600 year old bald cypruss trees. When we came upon the one in this picture we both thought the same thing and John immediately ran up and inserted his face. I hope you all get a kick out of this shot - we sure have. In the words of John, "Ahhh, the wonders of nature!"
HHNT!!!

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2006-06-07T12:39:00.000-07:00

I apologise in advance for the following post.

So... I'm not sure what is exactly wrong with me but I feel blah. I hate talking about it when I'm upset for no reason but I thought I might try. I just feel apathetic; there's a dark spot in my gut and I feel as if I'm being sucked into it. Okay I may be a little melodramatic but I can't help it.

I get like this probably once every four months or so and I hate talking to Jane about it. She always has that slight look of panic in her eyes like its her or something she's done, and its not. Its just me. I really don't know how to explain it. There isn't a catalyst that I can think of its just like I slowly slide into depression and it sucks - mainly because I don't have a reason to feel this way. I have nothing to blame. And so I sit here at work - as life around me moves in a blur. <sigh>

Wow...

2006-06-02T12:15:00.000-07:00

So, first let me just say that if I ramble off onto some crazy tangent or just lose my way in telling you this story that I am sorry - but last night was so amazing that I am still reeling from it, and am afraid that the sheer concept of relaying the events to my dear friends in blogger world may cause me to orgasm right here and now at work. However, it is my responsibility as a sex blogger to share with you all, especially when it is this good...

So, last night started out like any ordinary night. I got home in front of John because he had to get a haircut, so I just worked on the laundry some and got hooked on a national spelling bee on TV (BTW - these kids are fucking amazing spelling words I have never even heard of but that is a whole different story and I digress). So, anyway he came home and we threw together an easy dinner and proceeded with the evening by checking out our HNT post and looking at all of our friends blogs, like I said very typical Thursday. Well, I had a bit of a headache and just decided to go to bed early. So, John comes on to bed too. Now, for those of you I haven't lost in setting the scene, pay close attention because here is where it gets good!!

So, we lay down and start cuddling. He starts running his hands through my hair which always turns me on and is actually making my headache less noticeable. Then he starts running slow, lazy kisses all over my face and neck. His hands start to roam all over my body with these light feathery touches - that are still sending shivers down my body at the thought of them. Then he starts to suck and nip at my ears which is slowly starting to drive me insane and then he moves to my breasts. All the while his hands never stop rubbing and teasing and nipping at my body! Then he starts to focus his hands on my more sensitive areas, my breasts and my "sweet spot." Well, my breathing by now is heavily labored and I am nearing my peak, when he starts to talk dirty to me all the while driving me closer and closer to the edge! He continues to kiss and caress now barely coming in contact with my clit, yet I am dying, I am so near release. He then just puts the slightest pressure on my clit with his thumb while cupping my ass with the rest of his hand and I had one of the best orgasms of my life. My body bucked and throbbed with sensation for at least 15 minutes. Then I roll over and look into his eyes and he has this great smile on his face and I start to prepare to pay him back by pleasing him and he looks at me and says "Tonight was all about you" I am so overwhelmed, I am still reeling from the orgasm and to then hear that - all I could think was wow he is amazing. And then before he snuggled up next to me to go to sleep he said "how is your headache"...what headache?

Happy HNT!

2006-06-01T11:37:00.000-07:00

Sorry we are late today - but hey better late than never right!! This is actually another one of those shots from what I am now calling the "red haze collection." Anyway, John really likes this one and it is growing on me too, so hey why not share it with blog world and see what you all think!! Happy HNT!

Loss...

2006-05-31T19:58:00.000-07:00

Jane and I just learned of the recent passing of Larry (aka Farmboy) we cannot say more than what has already been said on countless other blogs; although we did not know him well, we knew his blog and we enjoyed reading it. I hope he knows how much his blog inspired us and others to post our feelings.

http://friends-of-larry.blogspot.com/

Deep Thoughts...

2006-05-27T14:05:00.000-07:00

Okay so I am alone to day at work and I just started thinking... (I know I tried not to but I couldn't help it!)

So if Jane came home tonight and said that she wanted to "see" a woman I don't think I'd be upset at all. Even if she didn't want me involved with the two of them, I still don't think I'd be too upset. I'd just say fine but I want to hear stories. : ) On the other hand if she said the same thing about a man I don't think I'd be to keen on that, and I may be wrong but I have a feeling that she would not be happy if I came home and wanted to be with a man or another woman.

What's up with that? Is it just me? Do I have a secret desire for Jane to have a same sex relationship? Any thoughts or comments are appreciated.

Now I guess I'd better get back to work!

Happy HNT!!!

2006-05-24T19:16:00.000-07:00

Happy HNT everyone!

Okay so this shot is not half but completely naked. Tonight I am spending the night in the hospital (everything is fine) but this is what I'd rather be doing. This shot was takin' in the midst of passion during our recent camping trip... I like it cause everyone knows what we're doing, yet at the same time its pretty tame. Scroll down for more camping pics and details!

Missing you Jane!

Cheers and HHNT!!!

Camping -- a tale of two tents.

2006-05-24T18:33:00.000-07:00

Okay, first of all I want to apologize for not having posted in a loooong time. Life and work have been crazy and to be honest Jane and I haven't been very blog worthy in the bedroom. But we were very blog worthy weekend before last in the tent.

Before breaking camp on the second day it started raining so we both got a bit of the roman hands which led to some russian fingers... ( I feel so middle school : ) clothes flying every which way and it ended in a lot of loud grunting and moaning emanating from our tent. I personally don't think anyone could hear us (not that I care) but I always love it when we are somewhere that we could get caught and when I get a little too enthusiastic Jane grabs the back of my head and pushes it into her tits to muffle my sounds. This after her cries of pleasure were nearly screams. ; ) So we took the camera into the tent with us and got some great shots before, during and after we were done foolin' around... I love the before pic above. Its like art! We need to go camping again real soon!

I'm getting a tent in my pants just thinking about it!

Sugasm #35

2006-05-18T20:20:00.000-07:00

This week’s best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Want in Sugasm #35? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the linklist by the end of next Monday night and you’re all set.

Erotic Writing and Experiences

Lost and Found (aliferestarted.blogspot.com)
Out of Town (vivianandjack.blogspot.com)
Tara’s Private Diary: Starting the Morning Off Right (taratainton.com)
Sex Toys: Satanic and Divine (deltaofvenus.blogspot.com)
Arousal (pleasinglydebauched.blogspot.com)
Anal Fun (edinerotica.blogspot.com)
Age Before Beauty (fourstate.blogspot.com)
Ten Thousandth Blowjob (erotiterrorist.blogspot.com)
The Slutty Hostess (internetisforporn.com)
Quickie (Because I Know You’re Watching) (sabrinainstockings.com)

Audio

The Return of Bedroom Radio: Episode 10 (bedroomradio.blogspot.com)

BDSM and Fetish

Sex Questions & How to Get My Attention (alphadominablog.com)
“I Think I Love You, But What Am I So Afraid Of…” (avahsascent.blogspot.com)
Porsche Thigh High Boots (photo) (thebootcam.com)
Financial Domination (goddessjaguar.com)
Oo… la… la. Spank Me Monsieur (moonstruck.typepad.com)
Tiny Dick Contest Pictures (spoiledebonyprincess.com)

NSFW Pics

Solo Girl/Nudes/Softcore

Fine Art Nudes by Kevin Rolly (eroticandy.blogspot.com)
Black Boots - Red Panties Upskirt (upskirtr.blogspot.com)
Exclusive - Justine Joli with Laurie Wallace (tgp.com)

Personal Porn

Half-Nekkid Flower Petals Where? (alwaysarousedgirl.blogspot.com)
Happy HNT! (pillowblogs.blogspot.com)
Uninhibited Wanton Woman (totalsensuality.blogspot.com)

Thoughts on Sex

I Am I Said! (masterenigma.blogspot.com)
Ayla the Prehistoric Porn Star (msnaughty.com/blog)
Nude Vaginas! Run for Your Lives! (onaniajournal.blogspot.com)
Death Threat (radicalvixen.com)
Masturbating While… (wanklog.blogspot.com)

Sex Advice and Sexy Reviews

The Dark Side of Masturbation (and Sex) (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
Bondage for Beginners: What You Need (cuntinglinguist.blogspot.com)
The Art of Erotic (Blog) Photography (darkside-journey.blogspot.com)
Tantra Chair Review (stilettodiaries.blogspot.com)

Redhaired anime chick c/o Onania - The Journal of Chronic Masturbation.

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Happy HNT!

2006-05-18T08:20:00.000-07:00

HHNT Everyone!!! Sorry, I am getting this up so late, I was having technical difficulties this morning! Anyway, here is the first of several HNT pics that will be seen from our camping trip this past weekend. We had a wonderful time and can't wait to share that with you. Things have just been crazy this week, but we will both be posting more soon.
Hope you all enjoy this shot of John - I love it!! And if you were wondering we did catch several fish!!

The Luckiest Girl in the world!!

2006-05-12T09:06:00.000-07:00

Yep, that's me. So, for those of you not following along in our blog (and shame on you for that) today is our 5th wedding anniversary!! So, we are going camping in celebration. This has somewhat become a little tradition to go camping on our anniversary, and I am so excited. So, in honor of this I got John a new tent for our anniversary, actually we went together and bought the tent since we would be going camping. However, after we get up this morning I find out that John had another treat for me. At first "I was like you can't do that I don't have anything else for you", but once I saw it I knew I was keeping it no matter what. If you read the posts where John gave me clues in the form of cryptograms then you would remember that the two gifts for the 5th anniversary are wood and silverware. Well, the wood part is easy - we will be camping in the "woods" - the silverware part however - is just amazing. I have the most gorgeous silver bracelet made out of Oneida forks. I am not kidding - it is beautiful. I know some of you are probably thinking how is that possible, so below is a couple pics to help you out. Isn't John the most amazing and creative guy, making me the luckiest girl in the world!!!
Thanks again John - Happy Anniversary and I love you!!!

Happy HNT!!!

2006-05-11T06:22:00.000-07:00

Happy Anniversary HNT!!! We thought we would give you all a little taste of bondage!! As you can see John is very artistic with his ropes. He calls this his butterfly knot. And in keeping with Osbasso's theme of an anniversary shot - well the "union" of us was what got us to get started on this blog and thus led to our HNT's Below, as requested you will also find our first HNT post. Enjoy. Happy HNT!

Think your soooooo smart?

2006-05-10T10:08:00.000-07:00

Think your clever eh?

Well not only must you decrypt this one you have to find its relevance to our anniversary.

Good luck! -- You'll need it! <Insert evil laughter here>

UOVBV TBV HSTXUJ SX UOV JIN!
UOVBV TBV GSH UTCC UVBBSGCV TRVJMFV JYTBN RMXQVBEPC
HSTXUJ SX UOV JIN!

Something's coming...

2006-05-10T08:49:00.000-07:00

As I alluded to in an earlier post something's coming. (BTW: Good job Mr. Husbland for getting the reference!) So what is coming? Jane and my 5th anniversary. That's right folks we will have been married for 5 years on Friday. And something is going to happen. What is it you ask? Well I'm not gonna tell you -- or Jane for that matter. But I will give you both a hint, in the form of a cryptogram. Good luck and anyone who wants to help Jane can.

RLRWD FIILMNBAFBO: WDN WBFELWLYIFZ GLRW LA XYYE. WDN KYENBI GLRW LA ALZMNBXFBN.

15 Silly, Stupid Sexual Things about John

2006-05-08T19:11:00.000-07:00

Okay... 15 silly, stupid sexual things. So here goes.

1) The first time Jane and I were going to have sex I was so nervous I couldn't keep "it" up. As a note, I've never had that problem since.

2) Once while Jane and I were having sex in missionary position during the midst of passion, mid-trust, our dog licked us from her ass to my ass.

3) I have hair on one ass cheek but not the other. I know weird!

4) The first time I masturbated I was in the shower and it was a complete accident... guess I thought I was really dirty.

5) Once in high school I accidentally left porn out where my mother found it.

6) In honor of St. Patrick's day I tried to dye my pubic hair green and surprise Jane. Well rather then purchasing green dye I got glow in the dark dye which looked freakish in the light and dark. After about 30 seconds into the application I had some kind of allergic reaction to the dye and every where that it had touched felt like I was on fire! It will be a long time before I try that again!

7) I have had sex with a pillow folded in half.

8) Whenever we are driving somewhere at night I always try to look in the windows of peoples houses and hotels hoping to catch a glimpse of something. Sometimes I do.

9) While going commando I have gotten my hair caught in the zipper. That hurts like hell!

10) I can't stand having single random hairs on my body. I rip them out!

11) A previous girlfriend and I went to the movies to make out. After asking which movie was the longest we made our selection and sat in the back of the theater. The movie we made out the entirety of... Philadelphia. (isn't that just sick?)

12) Okay so I've posted this before but for those who haven't seen it, while staying at the Sheraton in Downtown Atlanta, in the throws of passion, I was trying to get leverage and ended up ripping the head-board off the wall. It didn't even slow us down.

13) Although I don't always act it, and Jane might not believe it, I am pretty self conscious of my body. I don't have nearly as much confidence as I act like I do.

14) I often times have an image of exactly how sex should start. When things deviate from that plan (as they always do) I get discouraged. I think I've seen too much media that tells me how romance should be.

15) After any kind of exercise I want sex. Golf, rock climbing, weight lifting anything - I want carnal love!

Okay so all of them weren't necessarily silly or funny but hey I got it done! Don't think less of me! But you can laugh... Hell I'm laughing!

15 Silly, Stupid Sexual Things about Jane

2006-05-08T17:24:00.000-07:00

Well, Andi is back and blogging and for that we are very excited and once again she has tagged all of her friends to share more info about us. Once again, I find the task ahead challenging, but hopefully I will be able to come up with 15 things to share. Here goes nothing!

1. I am quite self conscious of my sexuality and thus I am not as outgoing as I would like to be.
2. The movie Cruel Intentions totally turns me on and makes me very, very hot!
3. I still feel a little nervous when going into a sex store, it takes me a few minutes to really feel comfortable with myself.
4. Our friends helped us move recently and found some obvious parts of one of my sex toys between the mattress and boxspring...I wasn't there and John tried to play it off but they knew the truth.
5. John and I have tried various sex positions and things before and really cracked ourselves up so much that we collapse on the bed laughing...we do eventually finish the deed.
6. The first time I realized about masturbation was by accident and in the beginning I used a pillow to masturbate, not my hands.
7. It is hard for me to relax before receiving oral sex... I always enjoy it but it is hard for me to let go and trust the situation.
8. When John is out of town I lay on his side of the bed and lay my head on his pillow when I masturbate.
9. Sometimes when we are having sex I look over and our dog is staring at us and that creeps me out just a little and I have to focus to get back in the right mind set.
10. I really didn't know all of the ins and outs of sex until I was like 16 and some of my other friends were talking about stuff and so I started doing some research on my own.
11. The first time we had sex (John and I of course) I was so busy wondering in my mind if I was doing things right that I really can't recall at all what things felt like.
12. I am still self conscious about my body around John and tend to cover up - I mean come on, he has seen every inch of me what is my problem.
13. I love to read and especially romance novels, however I find myself getting wet sometimes while reading these books, and unfortunately I tend to be at work while reading.
14. When I wear a new outfit that I especially think looks good on me - then John is definitely gonna get lucky, because I am so confident and excited all day that I stay turned on most of the day.
15. As crazy as it may sound, this blog that we write sometimes turns me on, even re-reading what we have written gets me riled up.

Disclaimer: I won't guarantee all of these are silly or stupid, but as I was writing them they seemed to hit one of those marks with me. None the less, I hope it has allowed some of you a little more into the mind of me, I know it has made me more conscious of myself.
Oh yeah, and as far as tagging anyone I don't think I will, but I do hope this inspires some of our readers in blogger land to create a list of their own - I know I am hoping that John does!!
Love ya,
Jane

Hilarious!

2006-05-06T08:43:00.000-07:00

I saw this on You Tube this morning and thought it was great!

Enjoy!

Sick & Tired, but Trying

2006-05-05T08:57:00.000-07:00

So here we are... Its Friday. Whoopee. Sorry for the sarcasm but I'm just not feeling it. Jane is sick... like sick. Today is the first day of work she's missed in 5 years. Can you believe it? And I'm exhausted. I don't think I've recovered yet from last weekend. All and all I feel very... blah.

But, I am going to try and fix the situation! Jane may get this... She may not... But you want to get better - soon! Because...

Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows.
It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in its eye,
Bright as a rose!

Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Under a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock,
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock,
Open the latch!
Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon;
Catch the moon,
One-handed catch!

Around the corner,
Or whistling down the river,
Come on, deliver
To me!
Will it be? Yes, it will.
Maybe just by holding still,
It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy,
Meet a guy,
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight . . .

What can I say I'm a theatre junkie.

Happy HNT!!!

2006-05-04T06:23:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone. Happy HNT!! This is John's favorite part to nibble on, and I must admit it is a favorite part of me for him to nibble on!! Enjoy.

Glad to be back...

2006-05-03T15:32:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone, it is good to be back. John and I went on a little weekend excursion with my family to The Smoky Mountains and it was a great weekend. It was nice to get away and just have some good fun and relax. We all shared a great cabin and we ate too much and spent too much and laughed too much, but boy was it fun!! However, all good things must come to an end and I must say it was nice to be back in my own house and in my own bed. I can't say it was awesome to be back at work, but hey that was even okay.
Anyway, I have decided to set some goals (in and out of the bedroom) for myself for May and I thought I would share those with everyone, plus some of these
give John something to look forward to as well. Not to mention, if I put them here on the blog then you all are expecting them and therefore I will not only stick with them but be able to share the outcomes. So, here they are in no particular order.
- Hit my personal sales goal at work
- Try out two new sex positions
- Get better organized
- Go for the big 69!
- Create a To Do List everyday and do those things!!
- Create a nice romantic evening for John with a few suprises thrown in!!
- Get back to my scrapbooking!
- Have at least one day where John and I can both have 3 orgasms (thanks for
inspiring that goal Hus"bland")
- Stay in better contact with all my friends I don't see everyday by emailing them
more often
- Post more often to our blog!!!!
Well, that is the list of things I have been thinking about lately, and now that I put them on paper they don't seem too bad - heck some of them seem pretty damn fun. Now the fun part is actually sticking to them!! I'll keep you posted!
Love ya,
Jane

Happy HNT!!!

2006-04-26T20:54:00.000-07:00

Okay so wow this is the second time this week that I am not terribly comfortable with my post... But, I guess this is therapy for my confidence. Anyway, Jane says this picture is hot and that's good enough for me!

Happy HNT

25 Sexual Things about John!

2006-04-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

OK so I am afraid that this is going to be exceptionally difficult; but I am looking forward to giving it a shot. So without further ado.

25 sexual things about me... John Doe

1. Jane was my first and only (Why work your way up to the top when you can start out with the best?)
2. Once Jane gave me the most wonderful blowjob whilst we were driving to my parents house. (I must apologise to that family of four in the van - please sir keep your eyes on the road.)
3. I love oral sex... giving and recieving.
4. Porn is great.
5. Although its been about 6 years since our last time... our last 69 is still vivid to me.
6. I love it when she plays with my ass. I'm not sure why. It just feels good to be fucking her and have her press a finger into my bum.
7. I have a secret desire to watch people have sex. I am definately a voyuer.
8. I have a secret desire to be watched haveing sex. I am definately an exhibitionist.
9. Cleavage is hot: ass or breasts. They lead to beautiful worlds.
10. I like to be dominated. I like her to take control. I think being spanked is arousing.
11. I masturbate... a lot.
12. Brown eyes are my favorite.
13. I love to dance.
14. When Jane plays with my balls I go nuts! ;)
15. I like to go down on Jane after sex.
16. I want to be tied up.
17. When Jane screams in passion, I melt.
18. I'd rather read erotica then watch porn.
19. I love having my hands on Jane. There is nothing better then an hour long massage.
20. There's nothing like making out in the back of a theater.
21. Food turns me on. Especially sushi. (No jokes I'm bloody serious!!!)
22. I long for Jane to sit on my face - Though I've never asked her.
23. In one 3 hour period we had sex (to orgasm) 6 times in 4 positions. (This included #15.)
24. Leather? - Fuckin' A
25. Nothing has improved our sexlife like blogging!!!

Okay that was hard ass hell. And for some reason I feel ashamed of some of it. I'm not sure why... I think I have trouble saying things I would "like".

Oh well there it is! Enjoy!!!

What a Reunion...

2006-04-24T13:58:00.000-07:00

As most of you know John has been out of town and when he got home on Sunday evening we started out the night by going and having a nice dinner. We really enjoyed the time laughing and talking and holding hands across the table as if we were dating again. It was wonderful. So, then we get home and just relax for a while and then John goes and has a shower. Once he gets out he comes into the living room where I am watching an old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and we just lay together watching the TV. Then we start to make out, caressing, and touching, and kissing each other just like when we were teenagers in the back of a movie theatre. Well, since we had missed each other very much it heated up very fast. I mean every inch of my body was shivering and shaking. So, we made our way to the bedroom losing clothes as we went. We then continued with the foreplay until I thought I was going to explode at first touch. John was talking very dirty and doing all the right things and I was so turned on. He then went down on me and it was so awesome, I came quite quick because I was so sensitive to his every touch but it was still amazing. Then when we started making love he was thrusting so hard and it felt so wonderful. We both came in an amazing moment of passion. The sex was so freaking amazing I was dizzy for awhile after. It was just an amazing night. And then to top it all off I woke up this morning to being caressed all over by him and let me just say we started today off just right with another round of hot sex ;)!!!!
I have always heard that absence makes the heart grow fonder, apparently it can make the sex much hotter as well!!!!

25 Sexual Things about Jane!

2006-04-21T09:52:00.000-07:00

Let me preface this list with a big thanks to Andi for tagging me to do this. At first, I was scared to death thinking I wouldn't be able to come up with 25 things, but once I got going it wasn't as bad as I thought. Secondly, this is exactly what John and I are trying to do and that is communicate better, I realized as I was writing this that maybe John doesn't even know all of these things - and he definitely should. So, here goes...

1. John is my first and only partner.
2. Sex rejuvenates me...I love having it of the morning to jump start my day.
3. I think the sexiest thing about a man is his back...I love touching John's back!
4. I can be very vocal during sex, if it feels good even the neighbors know.
5. I have had sex at at John's work onetime, behind the front counter!!
6. Sweat turns me on during sex...the sweatier he gets the more turned on I get.
7. One of my biggest fantasy's is sex in an elevator - who knows if I'll ever be brave enough though.
8. I love to kiss...one of my favorite things to do is walk in the house when I get home from work and plant a bug wet one on John and get him all worked up!!
9. I love massages...a good massage usually leads to some awesome sex.
10. I love the feeling when John cums inside me...actually when I know he is about to cum in me it usually sets of an orgasm of my own.
11. I love for my hair to be played with...when John starts playing with my hair it sends shivers all the way down my body.
12. We have had sex in a hotel room with another couple in a bed beside us!!
13. I have never had a lap dance at a strip club, but lately I have been thinking maybe me and John should pay one a visit.
14. I love to cuddle before and after sex.
15. I love to touch...in fact when John and I are in bed together I have to be touching him in some way.
16. My favorite position currently is him on top because I feel more of him, but we are currently expanding our repertoire so this may soon change.
17. I love to shower together...you know so we can scrub each others backs ;)
18. Another fantasy I have is meeting John someplace other than home with nothing on but lingerie under my coat...again I need some bravado and a nice long coat.
19. I like for good sex to get a little rough. Not necessarily inflicting pain rough, but forcing rough.
20. I love when John bites my ears during sex and foreplay and also returning the favor.
21. I love when John kisses my body from head to toe the anticipation is amazing!!
22. I love when John talks dirty to me!!
23. One of my most sensitive spots is the area right behind my knee...oooh!
24. I love when we have sex anywhere in the house except the bed...we should do that more often..
25. Last but not least, the fact that we are blogging turns me on (especially the pics we are putting on here)

I must say this is great to do because it makes you think about what you enjoy but maybe haven't done in a while!! Thanks for getting my blood pumping Andi!! I am not going to tag anyone right now, but I am sure that John may be tagging someone when he does his list!!

I miss him already....

2006-04-21T08:41:00.000-07:00

So, let me start this by saying that John is going on a short out of town trip to hang out with some guys from high school. It is actually a bachelor party for one of the guys and he is leaving tonight and won't be back until Sunday afternoon. Now I realize for most people this is like no time at all, but for me, I am already missing him. First off, I didn't do to well with it last night when we were together. I knew it would be our last night together for a couple of nights so I thought it would be nice to have some steamy sex - well I fucked that up plain and simple. He decided to run over to a friends to workout, and at first I was cool with that but then it just seemed like he was gone forever (which was only like an hour and a half) and then when he called to tell me he was on his way and what did I want for dinner I got snippy and he got snippy back and then the next thing I know we are both being bitchy over the smallest things. So, I tried to ease up and apologize with a big hug and even said that I didn't want to spend the night like this when I wouldn't see him for awhile, but it didn't seem as if he was too receptive to that either. Needless to say the night was ruined, we barely talked, and went straight to bed, and I didn't even see him this morning because he went in to work early so he could leave early today. I know, I know that is all so silly and I have no idea why I acted like that, because I am really regretting it now. I mean we are okay and aren't mad at each other, it just wasn't what I had hoped for. I just wanted last night to be sort of special and I know 2 nights is no big deal but I can't sleep without him and well I am already feeling down over the whole thing! I guess all I am trying to say is I am so sorry about last night John, but I do hope you have a great weekend and I can't wait to see you on Sunday!!! I will be thing about you and I love you!

P.S. I got your tag Andi, and I will work on that and try and get it posted tonight or tomorrow, as for John - well we will make him do one too but probably not until he gets back from his trip.

A Devoted Lover...

2006-04-20T17:36:00.000-07:00

Yep, that's me; at least according to the poll I just took. I will say my results do hit pretty close to right on the mark for me, but they do not show me and John as being compatible and that is hooey - I think we are perfectly compatible!! Check out my results below and if you want to take the test on your own then check out John's post to go to the link.

The Devoted Lover
81% partner focus, 38% aggressiveness, 40% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to be traditional rather than daring or out-of-the-ordinary, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Devoted Lover.

The Devoted Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and is perhaps the best Lover Style when it comes to developing a long-term, caring and rewarding relationship. The Devoted Lover is a treasure to find, though it is sometimes difficult to time establishing a relationship with one just right; usually, this is the last romantic relationship you'll need to find, so sow any wild oats first.

In terms of physical love, the Devoted Lover can be shy at first but gradually warms and eventually can be a thrilling partner who knows every need of his/her partner. Given a strong and loving relationship, and the right lover, the Devoted Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Suave Lover (most of all) or the Classic Lover, or the Carnal Lover.

What kind of lover am I?

2006-04-20T17:02:00.001-07:00

So after reading Desireous's blog about what kind of lover she is, I decided to take the test as well... you know to see what kind of lover I am. What did I learn? I'm not sure; but apparently Desireous and I are not a match. Too bad D! ;) All and all I think its pretty acurate, but we'd have to ask Jane to be certain.

I'll have to get Jane to take it and make sure she and I are compatible. Although if we aren't I'm pretty sure we'll be able to work it out!

The Surprising Lover

63% partner focus, 47% aggressiveness, 65% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that:

You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather be pursued than do the pursuing and, when it comes to physical love, your satisfaction comes more from providing a wonderful time to your partner than simply seeking your own.

This places you in the Lover Style of: The Surprising Lover.

The Surprising Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, and, like the name implies, is often filled with hidden delights and talents that might not be apparent from a surface knowledge of the person. The Surprising Lover is rather like a geode--sometimes rough on the exterior, but filled with beauty and wonder. The Surprising Lover is thus a gem to find, though it can sometimes be difficult to do so because they often tend to be humble and unwilling to reveal their inner greatness unless they're in a rewarding relationship.

In terms of physical love, the Surprising Lover really shines, often highly imaginative and utterly devoted to bringing the heights of pleasure to the one that they truly love. Given a rewarding, reciprocative relationship, and the right lover, the Surprising Lover can be a delight in bed.

Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Carnal Lover (most of all) or the Exotic Lover, or the Suave Lover.

Take it your self --> THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

Happy HNT!!!

2006-04-19T20:53:00.000-07:00

Some softly playing music, a few strategically placed candles, and bubbles - lots and lots of bubbles and endless possibilities. Get clean and then get dirty!

Happy HNT!!!

I'm a lucky man...

2006-04-14T13:25:00.000-07:00

Once again I'd like to tell everyone that I am a lucky man and I know it! So last weekend I got an old SNES system at a family yardsale. It was given to me along with about 7 games (only one of which I really wanted). Anyway on Tuesday I went and spent $16 on 3 new games for it. Then yesterday, I bought 4 more games... for $66. For those of you keeping a total thats $82 on a gaming system that is 16 years old.

What did Jane say? Nothing! And not one of those bad, gonna hold this over your head for the rest of your life nothings! I called and asked her before I bought the games yesterday, and she said, "If that's what you really want it just comes out of your fun money for the month." Some of you probably think that I am in trouble I just don't know it yet, but I'm pretty sure that's not the case!

Now granted I have a bunch of other games and CDs and stuff that I am going to sell at a the local used CD place, but seriously. I know my friends and their wives - most of the women would hold a grudge and with-hold kindness and sex. Not my Jane. As fucked up as I am, she just rolls with the punches, shakes her head, and loves me - impulsive technophile that I am. : )

Thanks Jane, for everything!

Happy HNT!!!

2006-04-13T06:31:00.000-07:00

OK, so we admit we took the humor route this week. We just wanted to say Happy Easter with a lttle sexy twist, so we decided to give you a shot of the easter bunny playing with our new sex toy. Hope everyone has a Happy HNT and a Happy Easter!

Back in the saddle!

2006-04-11T20:19:00.000-07:00

Okay, first of all we are back. After Jane was feeling poor two weeks ago; I thought I was about to DIE last week. But check it out! Last night was fuckin' awesome. Picture this...

So after a long and grueling weekend I'm not sure Jane was looking for love, but it had been a long time since we had spent "quality" time together so when I laid down in bed I must admit I had one thing on my mind. :) Well, she didn't seem too receptive to my advances. At first I was pissed. I know I know; but damn it I wanted a piece of her! So after a few minutes of feeling sorry for myself, I ask her what was wrong. Well her lower back was hurting her. (yeah I felt bad for being selfish at that point) So, honestly I offered to massage her back with no ulterior motive. So after about 15 minutes, she rolled over and I laid down beside her. Now a small note. I was laying in my favorite position. My head was there just above her breasts so she was dominant to me. A bit about me (something Jane may not know) I love it when she dominates to me. Its very nice to give her control and its something that doesn't happen very often.

Anyway, back to the story. So, after nuzzling for a little while, I started getting a vibe from her and began with soft kisses on her neck, breasts, and nibbles on her ear. We then both started with the wandering hands, again something she normally does not do (and I really, really like) Long story short, for the next twenty minutes I slowly stroked her clit through her panties while she kept stroking me... with her foot. It was hot and it felt fucking awesome. Fucking awesome. I had my left hand coming down on her clit and my right hand up from under her ass with my fingers in her pussy. I think she was enjoying it to cause she got quite vocal, and typically she is not too loud. Let's just say the window was open, and if the neighbors probably had something to talk about today. ;) We finished in missionary with a couple of screaming orgasms.

So in the end Jane asked, "Where did you learn to do that with your hands?" In my mind my only response was, "Honestly, I had no idea what I was doing!"

So, I guess, last night I got fucking lucky!!!

Horny as Hell!!

2006-04-05T21:27:00.000-07:00

Well, it is nearly midnight and I just posted our HNT and I can not sleep. So, I am sure the few faithful readers we have are wondering what is going on and where we have been. Well, last week I was under the weather and life was just busy. So, what do you think happens when I am back and kicking...you guessed it John is sick. Now when I say sick I don't mean just feeling down I mean like running a high fever pale as can be sick!! I feel so sorry for him, all I want to do is take care of him and help him get better. He has been out of work all week and really feeling miserable - but that hasn't stopped the hormones in either of us. I can't speak fully for him but I am so horny right now and I really just want to have some all out hot sex. I am nearing the point of suiting up in a gas mask just to get laid!! Don't get me wrong, I love him dearly and I want for him to get well more than anything, but the first thing I am going to do at the first sign of wellness is jump his bones!!
Well, I guess I should really try to get some sleep, although I will probably have a restless night dreaming about all the things I am going to do to John when he gets well... and I have had a lot of time to come up with some fun ideas!!!
Wishing for Wellness,
Jane

Happy HNT!!

2006-04-05T21:23:00.000-07:00

Happy HNT Everyone!
Well, another week has passed and not much action, see next post for details, however we are still showing up for HNT. We thought we would give you a little thong action this time! Enjoy!

Happy HNT!!!

2006-03-29T21:22:00.000-08:00

HAPPY HNT!

I know we haven't posted in a few days but life has just been busy!! However, we are back and kicking with a great HNT pic if I do say so myself. I thought it was time to tempt you all with a little bit of John... I think it is a great shot myself, and I hope you all enjoy.

Check out our Poll!

2006-03-23T20:16:00.000-08:00

So Jane has posted in the past regarding us and our lack of varying positions. So we've decided to add a poll complete with graphic images! :) Tell us what you think and after a week we'll give it a try and let you know what we think!

Cheers!
~John

Happy HNT!!!

2006-03-22T20:31:00.000-08:00

Happy HNT everyone! I decided to join in the picture this time! (I'm the one with all the hair!) ; )

What more can I say?

2006-03-21T20:03:00.000-08:00

What more can I say? Except this... Yesterday was the BEST FUCKING DAY EVER!!!! In addition, and I do not mean this to be bad against Jane, this was like the first time in a long time that I went to bed completely satisfied and exhausted.

I LOVE my girl!
(I've said this before and apologize being redundant.)

DAMN, my grrl can fuck me hard; and when she tells we what she wants, no one could possibly get me hotter! I really can't add to Jane's account of yesterday, because all I can really remember is a blur of heat, passion, nudity and orgasms.

If I could have a day like that a year I would count myself lucky; a day like that a month would be thrilling; a day like that a week and I would be ecstatic: a day like that everyday and I don't think I would ever walk again! : )

No Mundane Mondays for us.

2006-03-21T08:35:00.000-08:00

Alright, so we are sure the big question is how did the bet turn out (see John's previous post)...Well let me just say it turned out pretty darn close to how he said...but perhaps I should start from the beginning...

So, I woke up earlier than normal yesterday because the dog really needed to go out. So, after I let him out I decided to start the day with a nice hot bubble bath. After relaxing for awhile in the bath I decided to get out and lay back down. So, I got out of the tub, put my robe on and lay back down in the bed snuggled up next to John. Well, it wasn't soon after I lay down that he woke up and that is when the morning really began. We had that slow lazy sex that couples dream of. It started off with just cuddling and petting and then slowly turned to more. Things heated up and we ended up just having really amazing sex. I mean two orgasms for me kind of sex!!
Moving on, we both got up and had some breakfast and then we had a couple errands to run. One of those errands happened to be to finish off my birthday present. As most of you that have followed this blog know I had a bit of a struggle in the Hustler store not to long agao which stemmed the start of this blog. So, for my birthday John got me a gift card to Hustler so that we could try again. Well, yesterday was the day. We went in and we looked around and let me tell you it isn't so scary after all. So, I am sure you are thinking did I make a purchase...of course. I purchased a Rockin' Rabbit. The story does not end here...
So, we went home and had some lunch and then we decided to try out the new toy. Let me just tell you that I was a little nervous. I have used toys alone but never with John before, so this was a very new experience...but a very pleasurable one as well. Again we started off slowly and then he brought me to climax with the "rabitt" and then using everything in the package we used the "rabbit" again during sex and yes you guessed it I climaxed again and so did he by the way.
Now in most cases I would say that this has equaled a fabulous day already and yes it had, but remember John still hadn't fulfilled the bet! So, yes you guessed it when we went to bed for the evening the massage started. You should be able to fill in most of the details from John's last post but let me add one little thing, I know it is crazy but I think that my body was so stimulated yesterday that once my orgasm started from when he went down on me it never stopped for the next like 20 minutes or so!!
So, too sum up yesterday in a few words...Fucking Awesome!!!! I don't think I have ever had such a great and stimulating day and it will be hard to tops. Both John and I were exhausted last night and slept like babies!!! So, my advice is the next time any of you have a day off with your significant other - take advantage of it and each other all day long!!!!

The bet, the massage, the plan!

2006-03-19T11:49:00.000-08:00

So Jane and I made a bet. I bet her that UAB would beat KY in the first round of the NCAA tournament.

Well she won... what did she win? A long sensual massage. Now I don't consider this a loss at all!!! I love having my hands on her: a few candles, a little bit of oil, and some soft music...

Both of us are nude and as she lays on her stomach I straddle her thighs and start kneading the small of her back working my way up her spine to her shoulders. I'll pay special attention to the muscles in her neck and as I rub her neck I'll start kissing her back. Next I'll massage her arms all the way down to her fingers, each of which I will softly kiss. I'll caress her the tops of her feet and work my way up her legs with my hands on her ankles, her calves, her thighs, and the cleft of her beautiful ass. Then, just because I know it drives her crazy, I'll plant a wet kiss on the back of her knees, and lick my way to her ass. At this point I'll have a nice hard erection and I will rub my dick through the cleavage of her ass. (That's just for me, I LOVE that felling of her ass cheeks on me!)

I'll then tell her to roll over and, with a sigh, she will. Now I will start at the tops of her feet and slowly gently work my way up her legs. I will pay special attention to the insides of her legs until i'm just below her pussy, which I will ignore - for now. I'll rub her hips up her sides and then to her breasts which will get a little attention from my mouth.

After the 45 minutes of me worshiping her body, I will grab her wrists and hold them together above her head while with my other hand I will hold her face while I give her a long deep, passionate kiss. My hand will then slowly trace down her neck, between her beautiful breasts, and down her stomach. Still holding her wrists together with one hand my other hand will softly part her legs and start stroking her clit. As her breaths become heavier and she becomes wetter, I will spread her pussy's lips and plunge my middle finger deep into her and finger her for a while. With her moaning with pleasure I will let her hands go and she will push my head down between her legs. Getting the message ; ) I will give her a few soft licks before tonguing her like mad - paying special attention to her clit and bringing her to a wild rolling orgasm. While still in the throws of her orgasm, I will slide my cock in her and fuck her to another climax.

So thats the plan, I'll let you know if it turns out as well as I plan it to. If so I'll have to lose bets more often!

Gonna get me some!

2006-03-16T20:39:00.000-08:00

I didn't realize that having Jane's tits on the net would be such a big turn on for me... but she is in the bathroom now freshening up and I am going to take her and make her mine as soon as she comes out! I know she is not intested at the moment but she is being a wonderful wife and letting me have my way with her!

Love ya Jane! Here I cum! ;)

Happy HNT!

2006-03-15T20:33:00.000-08:00

Well finally, we get a HNT pic, and its a nice one if I do say so myself!!! I believe I have an earlier post about these two! Enjoy! ;)

Tagged Part 2?!?

2006-03-14T12:21:00.000-08:00

Well, I guess I have no choice but to do my part. So, here goes!!

Top Songs - Well, I must admit I cheated a bit and looked at my IPOD to see what I had been listening too lately - keep in mind I am a country girl with some of that Broadway influence from John (he has made me a huge fan)!!

1. Boondocks by Little Big Town
2. This One's for the Girls by Martina McBride ( I lov everything she does)
3. Lucky 4 You by SheDaisy
4. Out Tonight from the Musical Rent
5. Suds in the Bucket by Sara Evans
6. Defying Gravity from the Musical Wicked
7. I Can Do Better than That from the musical The Last Five Years
8.Two more Bottles of Wine by once again Martina McBride
9. Jesus Take the Wheel by Carrie Underwood
10.Rent from the musical Rent

Top 5 Movies - Wow this is really hard because I love so many movies but I will try.

1. Lady and the Tramp - long time most favorite
2. Cruel Intentions - this one actually turns me on like really on...
3. Rent - newest favorite
4. Police Academy - just brings back childhood memories
5. Dirty Dancing - ok I'm a girl I admit it :)

Sports - wow this is a tough one for me because like John I really don't watch or play much.

1. Nascar - if that counts
2. Basketball - but mostly only during March Madness
3. Baseball

Books - now this is where I could go on forever but I will leave you with 5. I love to read so I read anything by anyone once. I am going to leave you with my top 5 favorites and most of these are continuing series'.

1. The Anita Blake Series by Laurell K Hamilton
2. The In Death Series by J.D. Robb
3. The Harry Potter Series by J K Rowling
4. The Stephanie Plum Novels by Janet Evanovich
5. Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz - not a series (although there is a new sequel out) but a great book.

Now for the biggie and who to tag - well John gave you a heads up...

Andi of course.
Good luck girl - it ain't too bad.

Tagged?!?

2006-03-13T06:40:00.000-08:00

So its early in the morning and Jane is still sleeping, so I am going to attempt to respond to being tagged... Before I do however, I want to warn you I am not the typical guy. The following are in no particular order.

I'll start off with music: (Mind you I never listen to the radio.)
1. OBC (Original Broadway Cast Recording) of Rent
2. OBC of Wicked
3. OBC of Avenue Q
4. OBC of Godspell
5. OOBC (Original Off-Broadway Cast Recording) of The Last Five Years
6. Anything by Kristin Chenoweth
7. Anything by Jimmy Buffet
(What can I say I'm a sucker for musical theatre)

Top 5 movies:
1. Jaws
2. Batman Begins
3. Office Space
4. Happy Gilmore
5. Rent

Favorite Sports:
1. Golf
2. NCAA Basketball (ONLY during March Madness)
that's really it; I'm not a sports kinda guy.

Just for fun I'm gonna list the last 5 books I have read:
1. Harry Potter Book 1
2. Harry Potter Book 2
3. The Notebook by Nicholas Sparks
4. Cell by Stephen King
5. Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz

Okay so there I did it. I'm not gonna tag anyone, I'll let Jane do that... watch out Andi!

Happy Birthday!!!

2006-03-11T10:38:00.000-08:00

So today is Jane's birthday, and I just want to tell her how very much she means to me. The answer to every meaningful question and every prayer I have ever had was born 28 years ago today. As I walk through life she is the only thing that can consitently bring a smile to my face and I love her with a love that is greater then any other.

Happy birthday Pidge! You give me reason, purpose, and you make me want to be the very best that I can.

I love you,
~John

Message in a Bottle

2006-03-10T21:21:00.000-08:00

I often carry a water bottle with me. So, I'm sitting at work today, working, and I knock over my bottle. When I look at it I can not believe what I see! So I show a couple of coworkers... They too are shocked and we erupt in fits of laughter.

So of course I get home and take a picture... ENJOY!!! ; ) It isn't a Virgin Mary or a Mother Teresa but Jane says, "Disani never looked so good!"

Power Outage brings Devastation...

2006-03-10T07:43:00.001-08:00

Well, not really major devastation just some inner turmoil...
Well it seems that forces beyond our control were stacked against us yesterday. We had some heavy storms and we lost power at our home, which by the way we still don't have back. At first we were like, hey no big deal we will go out grab a bite to eat and then play scrabble by candlelight!! As great as that seems, halfway through the first game we both realized two things 1) We were gonna miss American Idol and 2) We couldn't post for HNT!!!! This is when the devastation kicked in - I mean come on how could we go on!!! We talked about it and decided in staying with the true rules of HNT we wouldn't post today, we would wait and start our trek into "Half-Nekkid Thursday" next week. So, for those of you who did have power last night and came to our website awaiting our post - well who gives a shit at least you had power!! Nah...just kidding. We are trully sorry we couldn't post and promise to make next week's even that much more awesome!!

I did win two games of Scrabble against John last night and then had two orgasms thanks to John all during a power outage- so all in all I'm not complaining!!!
Lol...
Jane

Romance is DEFINITELY Alive!!!

2006-03-08T09:25:00.000-08:00

So, I just needed to share this moment with everyone. John went to work early today so he was long gone when I got up. So, I go through my normal routine and get ready to leave for work. I then walk up to my car to unlock the door and what do I see on the driver's side seat - a card. My birthday is coming up at the end of the week and there was a birthday card laying there on the seat from him. It was basically counting down the days until my birthday. Anyway, the card said that he wanted us to stay "sexy" forever. Isn't that just awesome - well I melted right there and started my day off great!!
I just wanted to share this with everyone to let everyone know that romance is definitely alive - sometimes it is in the smallest things that we feel it and see it but it is there. I am urging everyone to be romantic or look for the romance everyday, because I can tell you that it sure felt good!!
Oh yeah, and one other thing... You might want to stay tuned because my birthday card this morning also suggested we make it a "blog worthy night!" :)

Here's to hoping you all have a bit of romance today too!!
Jane

First Milestones!!!

2006-03-07T18:27:00.000-08:00

Holy crap!!! People are actually coming to our blog and reading it! -- I hope!

Well we just crossed the 100 page hits marker and Jane & I are ecstatic!!! In celebration we've decided to make our first picture post in honor of Half-Nekkid Thursday. The thing is we aren't to sure as to whose pic we should post first... me or her. So if there are any requests post a comment them now... If not, well we'll just flip a coin! ;)

Come back and see us soon!

Those were the days...

2006-03-05T20:27:00.000-08:00

*Sigh* Jane and I are at my parents' house tonight and I'm feeling reminiscent. Whenever we are at their house we sleep in the room where we both lost our virginity. Unfortunately they 're moving and the house is for sale -- which is depressing. I know it's silly but I am a nostalgic kinda guy. I remember the date and/or place of Jane's and my first date, kiss, hand-job, bj, and when we finally rounded third and made it home. Jane and I lived with my parents while we were still in college (before we got married). We had some kick ass times in this house and some of the best sex that I can remember or even imagine happened right here in this room! I don't know why this is important to me but it is, and it will be with a tear that I say good by to this room and this house. :(

J & J's: Great moments in sex (Vol. 1)

2006-02-28T18:20:00.000-08:00

Welcome to John & Jane's great moments in sex volume 1. This is the part of the blog where one, or both, of us talks about one of our sexcapades. Note: There aren't too many but that is part of the blogs task... so for starters we'll just recall a recent one before the blog.

Volume 1: Furniture Malfunction
So not too long ago, Jane and I went on a little weekend trip to Atlanta, GA. We got a room at the Sheraton Atlanta downtown. Long story short, we were going at it pretty hot and heavy when, to get leverage, I put my hand on the headboard, which is attached to the wall, and pulled for maximum thrustage. Well lets just say that they don't attach headboards to the walls like they used too! In the midst of passion, I ripped the damn thing right off the wall. With a crack and then a boom, the headboard was off and on the bed. While this did slow us down a bit, we still managed to keep our focus and finish what we'd started -- subsequently though, we just about died laughing.
How exactly does one handle this? Do you call down to the front desk and say, "Gee our headbard fell off of the wall, could you get someone up here to fix it?" Well Jane and I took matters into our own hands and went on an excursion to the local Home Depot.
Well the abridged version is it took about 3 hours out of our weekend and about $15 worth of screws and wood glue but we fixed it ourselves and in my humble opinion, we fixed it better then it was oringinally was. (Bully for the next guy I guess!)
So now I would like to thank the Sheraton of Atlanta. They made our weekend wonderful and interesting and made us feel as if our love lives are much more impressive then they actually might be. Either way, its a fun story at parties!

Position, Position, Position...

2006-02-28T16:38:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone. It has been a while since I last blogged because life has just been crazy. I must first make an admission that our sex life has significantly approved due to this blog - now what do I mean by improve well we are thinking about each other and sex a lot more often therefore we are having sex a lot more often and that is a fantastic start.
So, I am trying to even improve on what we now have, and one thing we are lacking in is positions. Now, I must admit that this is a lot in part due to me. I am comfortable with the missionary position because I like the way it feels and we are good at it. There have been times in the past where we have tried a new position, but other than the occasional doggy style or side by side we couldn't seem to make them work, and that is always discouraging. So, I am in search of "not too difficult yet fun and good for both parties positions." Yes, I realize that may be a lot to ask for, but come on a sex life is at stake here and I know everyone must have started somewhere. So, yes I am asking for help does anyone, and yes that includes you John, know of a really good book or website where I can look into this position thing because I really do think that is the next step to take. This is a really big step for me, as I have not only grown comfortable with our normal position, but I am not very limber and as we all have learned not very sexually outgoing either. So, I am putting this in the hands of the peeps and hoping to gain some great ideas. After all, the key to success is always striving for a new and better "position."

I'm not one to disagree, but...

2006-02-23T16:53:00.000-08:00

Okay, so I agree that sex with a partner is 400% better then masturbation; having said that, there are some things that are really nice about taking care of yourself.

Typically, everyone involved is fulfilled.
You don't have to be concerned if you're "doing it right".
You can do it by yourself - no one else is needed!
Once done - if you wanna go again, go again! No convincing needed!
Etc, etc, etc

One thing I will admit is that I always thought it would be sensual to masturbate in front of Jane and her me... (without each other's help) There's just something erotic about that. I don't know, I just have this fantasy of walking into the bedroom finding low lights and candles all around, with her naked and just starting to pleasure herself and she says, "Wanna watch?"

Hell yeah I wanna watch!

"Sex with a Partner is 400% better"

2006-02-23T08:41:00.000-08:00

Better than what you may ask...well according to New Scientist it is better than masturbating alone. Well...DUH!!!! This is for real guys, it is one of the top stories today on their website. They actually have scientific data relating to our hormones and what exactly happens that proves this. (I'm serious go read it!) Now, all I can really say is Why? Why even research this when I am pretty sure we all know the answer!! Pretty bizarre...but hey facts are facts and you certainly can't argue them once they are proven. And, if you do choose to argue - well then test it out... :)
Of course maybe the bigger question on your minds is how did I come about this information. Well, as you may know from my previous blogs I feel a little overwhelmed by my inexperience. So, in overcoming that I am trying to broaden my knowledge about sex in general. So, every few days I just do a random internet search pertaining to sex. Hey they say knowledge is power, and in my case I am hoping it packs a punch like a good orgasm. ;)

Foreplay? -- yes please!

2006-02-22T17:06:00.000-08:00

So... As you can see by Jane's earlier entry, we got it on last night. And it was good. Especially the foreplay! I know this is odd for a guy to say but there's something about cuddling and snuggling and kissing that just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... and horny. : ) Jane & I (and I don't think we are alone) sometimes are lacking in the foreplay department. I think its easy to forget the powerful connection you achieve during foreplay, but I woke up this morning feeling closer to her then I did the day before. Its amazing the power of a little lip action. I am not blaming her or me . We all know how life is. Our lives or so jam packed with appointments and obligations and we are often so exhausted by the time we get to bed, we can barely stay awake long enough to even have sex. So if we do manage to have sex its a "hop on and get off" sorta thing. That's fine, a wise man once said, "Bad sex is better than no sex at all." Now I'm not saying that the "hop on and get off" method is "bad sex". I am saying that their is a lot of good things that happen an you take the time to stop and smell the roses and nibble on the ear of the one you love. Do you remember that great feeling you used to get when you'd go to see a movie with a date and the two of you would sit in the back of the theater making out and petting each other so intensely that later you didn't even know which movie you had seen? Wasn't that great? And didn't that lead to the most some of the best nights of your lives? You can have that again! Now... go see a movie and give a hickey!

Actions speak louder than words...my ass!!

2006-02-22T08:35:00.000-08:00

Last night before bed, John and I had an enjoyable bout of sex. Now let's be honest for a minute - I was feeling tired and just sort of blah and wasn't exactly in the mood at the moment (I know all you ladies have been there). Now under normal circumstances when one person isn't in the mood, which is usually me after all he is the sexoholic, the process is usually hurried and then that is it - but last night was different!! Why, you may be asking? Well we talked and laughed and snuggled and before you know it the mood had changed and we were having sex. My point you ask...well it is simple I think people simply need to be coaxed into sex sometimes, especially when they aren't necessarily in the "mood." And you can't always do that persuasion with traditional foreplay, but I can tell you last night that the closeness of talking about ordinary everyday things and laughing with each other did work for me. We all know that women love to communicate and men, well they just act. After last night I think it is safe to say that for me I don't necessarily need full blown let's talk about your feelings and yadda yadda yadda, but a little bit of talk and playfullness right at bedtime helps ease some tension and create a more enjoyable environment for sex...I mean after all it sure worked last night!

Two happy words...

2006-02-20T11:40:00.000-08:00

So this morning started out nice. You can always tell a great day when you can start it out with those two great words... manual stimulation. The phrase is never better when you are the not both the stimulator and stimulati -- sometimes its nice to make your partners eyes roll back in there head. Jane has commented about her inexperience. How ever there are high school science fair winners who probably have more experience than me in the (here's that great phrase again) manual stimulation of a woman. To be absolutely honest, the entire time I'm doin' "it" I'm thinking to myself... Is this right? Does she like this? Can I make it better? Is she just humoring me all the while thinking, "That's enough dear. Let's move on to the main event." or "Is he done yet?" Coincidently, my constant paranoia of doing things "right" likely effects how well I do thinks. Its a paradox really. As for my experience, I am a certifiable sexoholic. I am addicted to sexohol. I have read a ton of instructional books, couples therapy books, and erotica. Plus I have seen a lot of porn. That being said I have also read instructional books on how to draw and paint and seen tons of Bob "Happy Little Trees" Ross videos, and yet all of my portraits are stick figures and my paintings are Pollocks (worth a lot less I assure you). The point is you can have an insurmountable amount of book learnins but with out practice you're as inexperienced as a virgin on prom night. :) I like that... I'll have to remember that!

A Good Start

2006-02-20T09:36:00.000-08:00

Well, today started off better than most... Yes, I think everyone gets my drift. We had "mornin lovins" as I like to call them and we both were satisfied. I will admit that normally I try to rush this and get him inside me because I love the feel of that, but not this morning - it is the whole trust thing I mentioned earlier. In fact, I let him satisfy me before the sex even started. Do I feel good - no... I feel great and happy!!! Why don't I allow this to happen more often - good question - one that I am asking myself a lot lately. Good thing for me is that I can change.

Now the point to this blog wasn't just the start of today (although it was a great one) but to the start of this journey. In order for this to be worthwhile, honesty must pour through and here is probably my biggest truth that is the scariest for me. I feel so sexually inexperienced that it scares the shit out of me. It is just common place to fear the unknown and that is where I am sitting. He was my first, and although I was also his, he still knows so much more than me. Of course, I could look it up online or read books, but that doesn't take away the fear. Not to mention that I will always have that pain in my gut that says he knows more than me and will know if I am doing something wrong or I'm not any good. And doesn't it always come down to that - will I be good at it? I know how to have sex, and pretty good sex I think, but the other stuff (i.e positions, techniques, fantasies) can I handle those? So, there it is truth number one - I'm scared!! Wow, now that I said that I feel a little better and maybe a little more scared too...

My First Blog - AKA What the Hell am I doing?

2006-02-20T09:11:00.000-08:00

So, I am currently sitting here asking myself how in the world I am going to be able to do this, you know actually put into words all that is going on sexually when I am uncomfortable in an adult store. Well, the truth is I don't know yet! I am not sure what all I will be able to discuss yet but am definitely ready to try. I want to be the woman he sees in me more than anyone can and will ever know, so if this is the first step to getting there then so be it and that is why I am here.

I guess it is only fair to start by telling you about him ( you already know about me). He is my soul mate. I think there is a cheesy pick up line used in the movie Wedding Crashers that goes something like "love at first sight is when two hearts recognize each other instantly." Well that is what we have. He is my best friend and owns my heart wholly. He is so sexy to me, he has this amazing sex appeal that he doesn't even realize. He has the whole "I'm intellegient and sexy" look going on which really turns me on. It is his smile, though, that is the kicker for me, when he smiles his whole face lights up and it just makes me feel good. He knows how to make me laugh and also make me feel like I am the most beautiful person in the world!! He is amazing.

So, now I am sure you are asking yourself the same question I am asking myself...How in the world can I still be shy around him? God, I do not know and I don't want to be - but that is the point of this right to put it all on the line and move forward. Well, first I must face the trigger for this blog and say I wasn't too uncomfortable in the adult store until I thought he was doubting me by assuming if we did make a purchase it would never get used. Now he had a right to think that since it has happened in the past, but that was when I broke and went back to being the same old uncomfortable me. It wasn't just his fault for putting me in the environment, but my fault for not having complete trust in him. So, for that I am sorry - I trust you with my life and from now on with my body too. :)

So, here we are. I want to be a "sex goddess" what woman doesn't, but mostly I just want us to be happy and fulfilled, but how do we get there? Well, hopefully this is the first of many steps to get us there.

Her Breasts

2006-02-19T17:04:00.000-08:00

So this morning we woke up and just snuggled (uncomfortably at first (the fight was the night before)) for a while. About five minutes before she had to get up and go to work I started to touch, kiss and suck on her breasts. It was calm relaxing and sensual - well for five minutes. The point is it was great and I honestly think that I enjoyed those five minutes of just touching more then I would have sex. Sex is great but sometimes its nice to just touch and cuddle and play with each other with out it leading to sex. In fact, I have thought of her and her breasts all day... Maybe the sex can cum tonight. ;)

The all important first blog. AKA: What the Hell are we doing

2006-02-19T16:17:00.000-08:00

So... Heres the deal. She and I went to an adult "novelty" store last night. Long story short -After looking around we both got upset, left, argued in the car and really spent the rest of the evening in silence. The absolute dumbest evening of my life... The blame is most assuredly on both of us. And I am right now fessing up to and apologising for mine! I screwed up. I tried to rush her into territory that she wasn't completely comfortable with. I honestly didn't realise she wasn't completely comforatble with her body. I mean geez I've only known her for 14 years and have only been sleeping with her for half that long! (Scary isn't it?)

Let me describe her... She is beautiful. She has these gorgeous brown eyes that you could absolutely fall into, soft sensual lips that are full and totally kissable, deep chestnut hair that shows that she is both stylish, playful and perfessional, and an ass that will keep you up all night long just thinking of the possibilties. :) For me she is perfect. I could stare at her naked body for all of eternity and will never ever tire of her or her beauty.

So how could I not expect her to be comfortable with her sexuality? Now I know better, and I promise I will be more patient with you next time gorgeous. ;)